Battle #1364 (F): I'm on a boat, motherf*cker!

Spoonweaver purges slimeself's effects. Spoonweaver's Agi returns to normal.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 349/1661 MP: 546/756 Str: 78 Agi: 95 Int: 122 Slow Leak (5)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 457/1616 MP: 193/362 Str: 105 Agi: 112 Int: 90 Shrunk (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive is just getting started!
Battle!

Twinconclusive plants a lightning rod into Spoonweaver and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 97 damage! Spoonweaver feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 252/1661 MP: 570/756 Str: 78 Agi: 38 Int: 122 Slow Leak (5) Paralyzed (4)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 457/1616 MP: 114/362 Str: 105 Agi: 112 Int: 90 Shrunk (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is our next attacker!
Battle!

Spoonweaver rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Twinconclusive. FUMBLE!

Twinconclusive yawns.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 237/1661 MP: 536/756 Str: 78 Agi: 38 Int: 122 Slow Leak (4) Paralyzed (3)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 457/1616 MP: 132/362 Str: 105 Agi: 112 Int: 90 Shrunk (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive focuses its energy and blasts Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 94 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 143/1661 MP: 560/756 Str: 78 Agi: 38 Int: 122 Slow Leak (4) Paralyzed (3)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 457/1616 MP: 89/362 Str: 140 Agi: 149 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is just getting started!
Battle!

Spoonweaver binds its soul to a healing spell. Spoonweaver is rejuvenated!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1646/1661 MP: 470/756 Str: 78 Agi: 38 Int: 122 Slow Leak (3) Contract (3) Paralyzed (2)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 457/1616 MP: 113/362 Str: 140 Agi: 149 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive advances!
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 41 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1605/1661 MP: 494/756 Str: 78 Agi: 38 Int: 122 Slow Leak (3) Contract (3) Paralyzed (2)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 457/1616 MP: 94/362 Str: 140 Agi: 149 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Spoonweaver for the next attack!
Battle!

Spoonweaver rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 46 damage! Twinconclusive feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1590/1661 MP: 460/756 Str: 78 Agi: 38 Int: 122 Slow Leak (2) Contract (2) Paralyzed (1)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 411/1616 MP: 118/362 Str: 140 Agi: 59 Int: 120 Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Twinconclusive binds its soul to a healing spell. Twinconclusive is rejuvenated!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1590/1661 MP: 484/756 Str: 78 Agi: 38 Int: 122 Slow Leak (2) Contract (2) Paralyzed (1)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1616/1616 MP: 18/362 Str: 140 Agi: 59 Int: 120 Paralyzed (1) Contract (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Spoonweaver purges slimeself's effects. Spoonweaver's Agi returns to normal.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1575/1661 MP: 513/756 Str: 78 Agi: 95 Int: 122 Slow Leak (2) Contract (2)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1616/1616 MP: 18/362 Str: 140 Agi: 59 Int: 120 Paralyzed (1) Contract (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Watch out! Spoonweaver is up.
Battle!

Spoonweaver purges slimeself's effects. Spoonweaver's Agi returns to normal.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1560/1661 MP: 518/756 Str: 78 Agi: 95 Int: 122 Slow Leak (1) Contract (1)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1616/1616 MP: 42/362 Str: 140 Agi: 59 Int: 120 Paralyzed (1) Contract (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive is our next attacker!
Battle!

Twinconclusive purges slimeself's effects. Twinconclusive's Agi returns to normal.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1560/1661 MP: 518/756 Str: 78 Agi: 95 Int: 122 Slow Leak (1) Contract (1)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1616/1616 MP: 61/362 Str: 140 Agi: 147 Int: 120 Contract (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive is just getting started!
Battle!

Twinconclusive plants a lightning rod into Spoonweaver and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 139 damage! Spoonweaver feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1421/1661 MP: 542/756 Str: 78 Agi: 38 Int: 122 Paralyzed (4) Slow Leak (1) Contract (1)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1616/1616 MP: 17/362 Str: 140 Agi: 147 Int: 120 Contract (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Watch out! Spoonweaver is up.
Battle!

Spoonweaver purges slimeself's effects. Spoonweaver's Agi returns to normal.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1616/1616 MP: 17/362 Str: 140 Agi: 147 Int: 120 Contract (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver submits! Twinconclusive wins the battle!
Twinconclusive wins 167 Slimebucks!