Battle #1364 (F): I'm on a boat, motherf*cker!

The gauntlet has been thrown and the slimes are assembled for battle #1364: Spoonweaver vs Twinconclusive!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1661/1661 MP: 756/756 Str: 78 Agi: 112 Int: 122
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1616/1616 MP: 50/362 Str: 140 Agi: 155 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive gets the jump. Slime will spill! Go!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Spoonweaver. FUMBLE!

Spoonweaver takes 16 damage! Spoonweaver feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1645/1661 MP: 756/756 Str: 78 Agi: 44 Int: 122 Paralyzed (2)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1616/1616 MP: 30/362 Str: 140 Agi: 155 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Spoonweaver for the next attack!
Battle!

Spoonweaver fires a strange ray at Twinconclusive. Twinconclusive looks distinctly smaller.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1645/1661 MP: 736/756 Str: 78 Agi: 44 Int: 122 Paralyzed (1)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1616/1616 MP: 48/362 Str: 105 Agi: 116 Int: 90 Shrunk (4)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Twinconclusive fuses with Spoonweaver. CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 106 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size! Spoonweaver starts leaking ooze!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1539/1661 MP: 756/756 Str: 78 Agi: 44 Int: 122 Slow Leak (4) Paralyzed (1)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1616/1616 MP: 14/362 Str: 210 Agi: 232 Int: 180 Doublesize (3) Shrunk (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is just getting started!
Battle!

Spoonweaver rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 42 damage! Twinconclusive feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1524/1661 MP: 746/756 Str: 78 Agi: 110 Int: 122 Slow Leak (3)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1574/1616 MP: 14/362 Str: 210 Agi: 92 Int: 180 Doublesize (3) Paralyzed (2) Shrunk (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver prepares to attack!
Battle!

Spoonweaver laughs as it flings bricks!

Twinconclusive takes 80 damage!

Twinconclusive takes 83 damage!

Twinconclusive takes 83 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1509/1661 MP: 674/756 Str: 78 Agi: 110 Int: 122 Slow Leak (2)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1328/1616 MP: 50/362 Str: 210 Agi: 92 Int: 180 Doublesize (3) Paralyzed (2) Shrunk (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive advances!
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 51 damage! Spoonweaver feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1458/1661 MP: 674/756 Str: 78 Agi: 44 Int: 122 Slow Leak (2) Paralyzed (2)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1328/1616 MP: 42/362 Str: 210 Agi: 92 Int: 180 Doublesize (2) Paralyzed (1) Shrunk (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

It's time for Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive fuses with Spoonweaver. CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 108 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size! Spoonweaver starts leaking ooze!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1350/1661 MP: 698/756 Str: 78 Agi: 44 Int: 122 Slow Leak (6) Paralyzed (2)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1328/1616 MP: 8/362 Str: 210 Agi: 230 Int: 180 Doublesize (4) Shrunk (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Spoonweaver!
Battle!

Spoonweaver rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 35 damage! Twinconclusive feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1335/1661 MP: 664/756 Str: 78 Agi: 44 Int: 122 Slow Leak (5) Paralyzed (1)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1293/1616 MP: 44/362 Str: 210 Agi: 92 Int: 180 Doublesize (4) Paralyzed (2) Shrunk (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

What will Twinconclusive do next?
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 62 damage! Spoonweaver feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1273/1661 MP: 688/756 Str: 78 Agi: 44 Int: 122 Slow Leak (5) Paralyzed (3)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1293/1616 MP: 0/362 Str: 280 Agi: 122 Int: 240 Doublesize (3) Paralyzed (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver prepares to attack!
Battle!

Spoonweaver takes a bite out of crime -- I mean, Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 50 damage! Spoonweaver recovers some HP.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1298/1661 MP: 664/756 Str: 78 Agi: 44 Int: 122 Slow Leak (4) Paralyzed (2)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1243/1616 MP: 48/362 Str: 280 Agi: 122 Int: 240 Doublesize (3) Paralyzed (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive takes a bite out of crime -- I mean, Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 72 damage! Twinconclusive recovers some HP.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1226/1661 MP: 688/756 Str: 78 Agi: 44 Int: 122 Slow Leak (4) Paralyzed (2)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1283/1616 MP: 14/362 Str: 280 Agi: 305 Int: 240 Doublesize (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is ready to fight!
Battle!

Spoonweaver rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 41 damage! Twinconclusive feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1211/1661 MP: 654/756 Str: 78 Agi: 44 Int: 122 Slow Leak (3) Paralyzed (1)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1242/1616 MP: 62/362 Str: 280 Agi: 122 Int: 240 Doublesize (2) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive is ready to fight!
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 53 damage! Spoonweaver starts leaking ooze!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1158/1661 MP: 678/756 Str: 78 Agi: 44 Int: 122 Slow Leak (6) Paralyzed (1)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1242/1616 MP: 43/362 Str: 280 Agi: 122 Int: 240 Doublesize (1) Paralyzed (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

What will Spoonweaver do next?
Battle!

Spoonweaver fires a strange ray at Twinconclusive. Twinconclusive looks distinctly smaller.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1143/1661 MP: 682/756 Str: 78 Agi: 110 Int: 122 Slow Leak (5)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1242/1616 MP: 43/362 Str: 210 Agi: 91 Int: 180 Doublesize (1) Shrunk (4) Paralyzed (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!