Battle #1361 (F): Mom, SliCUS, SliTRI vs SirGoo

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 370/500 MP: 29/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1944/2250 MP: 48/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 146 Shrunk (4) Off Guard (2) Diseased (26) Paralyzed (2) Sapped (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Sir Goowain do next?
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 146 MP!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 370/500 MP: 44/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1934/2250 MP: 187/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 146 Shrunk (3) Off Guard (1) Diseased (25) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 330/500 MP: 10/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1934/2250 MP: 205/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 94 Shrunk (3) Off Guard (1) Diseased (25) Paralyzed (1) Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot TRICKSTER in the forehead!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 77 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER loses a few brain cells!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 253/500 MP: 10/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 65 Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1924/2250 MP: 176/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 94 Shrunk (2) Diseased (24) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 133 damage!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 120/500 MP: 23/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 65 Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1914/2250 MP: 141/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 94 Shrunk (1) Diseased (23) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Slimebot TRICKSTER do next?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 65 MP!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 80/500 MP: 88/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 65
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1914/2250 MP: 159/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 94 Shrunk (1) Diseased (23) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 128 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER falls!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1904/2250 MP: 124/500 Str: 149 Agi: 180 Int: 125 Diseased (22) Stupefied (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain wins the battle!
Sir Goowain wins 134 Slimebucks!