Battle #1344 (F): SLAY THE DRAGON!!!!

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #1344: Spoonweaver vs Sir Goowain?

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1661/1661 MP: 756/756 Str: 78 Agi: 112 Int: 122
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First strike goes to Sir Goowain. Ready? Fight!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds Spoonweaver! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 148 damage! Spoonweaver bleeds slime!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1513/1661 MP: 756/756 Str: 78 Agi: 112 Int: 122 Slime Loss (7)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Spoonweaver!
Battle!

Spoonweaver channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Spoonweaver's body!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1473/1661 MP: 740/756 Str: 78 Agi: 112 Int: 122 Slime Loss (6) Looking Sharp (5)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Spoonweaver at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 320 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1153/1661 MP: 756/756 Str: 78 Agi: 112 Int: 122 Slime Loss (6) Looking Sharp (5)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Spoonweaver extends a pseudopod and taps Sir Goowain from behind. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1113/1661 MP: 738/756 Str: 78 Agi: 112 Int: 122 Slime Loss (5) Looking Sharp (4)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Spoonweaver at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 394 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 719/1661 MP: 756/756 Str: 78 Agi: 112 Int: 122 Slime Loss (5) Looking Sharp (4)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2150/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver prepares to attack!
Battle!

Spoonweaver laughs as it flings bricks!

Sir Goowain takes 88 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 96 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 679/1661 MP: 684/756 Str: 78 Agi: 112 Int: 122 Slime Loss (4) Looking Sharp (3)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1966/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Spoonweaver at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 394 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 285/1661 MP: 708/756 Str: 78 Agi: 112 Int: 122 Slime Loss (4) Looking Sharp (3)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1916/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Spoonweaver laughs as it flings bricks!

Sir Goowain takes 98 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 69 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 80 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 94 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 245/1661 MP: 636/756 Str: 78 Agi: 112 Int: 122 Slime Loss (3) Looking Sharp (2)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1575/2250 MP: 97/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 170 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 75/1661 MP: 660/756 Str: 78 Agi: 112 Int: 122 Slime Loss (3) Looking Sharp (2)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1575/2250 MP: 62/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver! Go!
Battle!

Spoonweaver laughs as it flings bricks!

Sir Goowain takes 73 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 35/1661 MP: 588/756 Str: 78 Agi: 112 Int: 122 Slime Loss (2) Looking Sharp (1)
Slimehold Gavel Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1502/2250 MP: 103/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sir Goowain busts a move, doing a crazy dance and repeatedly slamming Spoonweaver! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 125 damage! Spoonweaver collapses!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1502/2250 MP: 93/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain wins the battle!
Sir Goowain wins 136 Slimebucks!