Battle #1329 (F): You and me, buddy

To arms! Ready yourselves for battle #1329: Twinconclusive vs Sir Goowain!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1607/1607 MP: 50/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First attacker is Sir Goowain. Have at it!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 54 damage! Twinconclusive bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1553/1607 MP: 74/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Twinconclusive is up.
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 54 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1513/1607 MP: 54/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2196/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive achieves Nirvana! Twinconclusive feels smarter!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1473/1607 MP: 40/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 170 Slime Loss (2) Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2196/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Sir Goowain do next?
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 118 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1355/1607 MP: 74/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 170 Slime Loss (2) Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2196/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive prepares to attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive fuses with Sir Goowain. CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 95 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size! Sir Goowain starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1315/1607 MP: 40/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 340 Slime Loss (1) Doublesize (3) Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2101/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1) Slow Leak (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 86 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1229/1607 MP: 108/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 340 Slime Loss (1) Doublesize (3) Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2086/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Twinconclusive do next?
Battle!

Twinconclusive plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 115 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1189/1607 MP: 29/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 340 Doublesize (2) Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1971/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4) Slow Leak (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain advances!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 103 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1086/1607 MP: 97/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 340 Doublesize (2) Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1956/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3) Slow Leak (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Twinconclusive sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1086/1607 MP: 64/359 Str: 280 Agi: 320 Int: 360 Power Aura (5) Doublesize (1) Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1956/2250 MP: 97/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3) Slow Leak (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 101 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 985/1607 MP: 136/359 Str: 280 Agi: 320 Int: 360 Power Aura (5) Doublesize (1) Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1891/2250 MP: 62/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2) Slow Leak (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive fuses with Sir Goowain. CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 82 damage! Sir Goowain starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 985/1607 MP: 102/359 Str: 140 Agi: 160 Int: 180 Power Aura (4) Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1809/2250 MP: 103/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2) Slow Leak (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 124 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 861/1607 MP: 138/359 Str: 140 Agi: 160 Int: 180 Power Aura (4) Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1744/2250 MP: 68/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1) Slow Leak (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive prepares to attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive fuses with Sir Goowain. CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 108 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size! Sir Goowain starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 861/1607 MP: 104/359 Str: 280 Agi: 320 Int: 360 Power Aura (3) Doublesize (3) Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1636/2250 MP: 109/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1) Slow Leak (8)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 97 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 764/1607 MP: 176/359 Str: 280 Agi: 320 Int: 360 Power Aura (3) Doublesize (3) Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1621/2250 MP: 74/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (7)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is our next attacker!
Battle!