Battle #1328 (F): I lied

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #1328: Twinconclusive vs Sludgehammer!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1607/1607 MP: 50/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Priority goes to Sludgehammer. Combatants ready? Then fight!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Twinconclusive with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 466 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1141/1607 MP: 74/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will Twinconclusive respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Twinconclusive fuses with Sludgehammer. CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 134 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size! Sludgehammer starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1141/1607 MP: 88/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 766/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 240 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1141/1607 MP: 328/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 766/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Go!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1141/1607 MP: 359/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 751/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will Twinconclusive respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Twinconclusive finds Sludgehammer worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 655 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1141/1607 MP: 143/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 96/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Sludgehammer.
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 251 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 890/1607 MP: 191/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 81/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Twinconclusive hardens its body and hammers Sludgehammer with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 573 damage! That's it for Sludgehammer!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 890/1607 MP: 73/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive wins the battle!
Twinconclusive wins 128 Slimebucks!