Battle #1326 (F): Why is it so expensive, Mogri???

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #1326: Twinconclusive vs Sludgehammer?

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1607/1607 MP: 50/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer gets the jump. Have at it!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Twinconclusive with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 466 damage! Twinconclusive drops its guard!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1141/1607 MP: 74/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive is ready to fight!
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 66 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size! Sludgehammer starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1141/1607 MP: 103/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Off Guard (1) Doublesize (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 834/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive prepares to attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 240 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1141/1607 MP: 343/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 834/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Go!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1141/1607 MP: 359/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 819/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive prepares to attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive laughs as it flings bricks!

Sludgehammer takes 106 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 104 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1141/1607 MP: 277/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 609/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will Sludgehammer do next?
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Twinconclusive with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 525 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 616/1607 MP: 325/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 594/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Twinconclusive finds Sludgehammer worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 655 damage! Sludgehammer limps off the battlefield!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 616/1607 MP: 109/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive wins the battle!
Twinconclusive wins 128 Slimebucks!