Battle #1325 (F): Just a couple more

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #1325: Twinconclusive vs Sludgehammer!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1607/1607 MP: 50/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

First strike goes to Sludgehammer. Show us a clean fight!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 329 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1278/1607 MP: 74/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! Twinconclusive is up.
Battle!

Twinconclusive fuses with Sludgehammer. CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 96 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size! Sludgehammer starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1278/1607 MP: 88/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 804/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive prepares to attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 240 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1278/1607 MP: 328/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 804/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1278/1607 MP: 359/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 789/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive prepares to attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive finds Sludgehammer worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 689 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1278/1607 MP: 143/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 100/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer advances!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 234 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1044/1607 MP: 191/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 85/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Twinconclusive passes sentence on Sludgehammer. FUMBLE!

Sludgehammer takes 96 damage! Sludgehammer has been defeated!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1044/1607 MP: 71/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive wins the battle!
Twinconclusive wins 128 Slimebucks!