Battle #1324 (F): I'm real sorry, 'Hammer

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #1324: Twinconclusive vs Sludgehammer!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1607/1607 MP: 50/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Priority goes to Sludgehammer. Combatants ready? Then fight!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Twinconclusive. FUMBLE!

Twinconclusive takes 84 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1523/1607 MP: 74/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Twinconclusive for the next attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 53 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1523/1607 MP: 55/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 847/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is just getting started!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1523/1607 MP: 79/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 847/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 90 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1523/1607 MP: 59/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 757/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Twinconclusive fuses with Sludgehammer. CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 126 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size! Sludgehammer starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1523/1607 MP: 25/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 631/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Slow Leak (4) Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 220 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1303/1607 MP: 73/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 616/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Slow Leak (3) Paralyzed (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 240 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1303/1607 MP: 313/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 616/900 MP: 98/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Slow Leak (3) Paralyzed (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer steps forward.
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 152 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1151/1607 MP: 359/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 601/900 MP: 32/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive finds Sludgehammer worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 800 damage! Sludgehammer falls!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1151/1607 MP: 143/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive wins the battle!
Twinconclusive wins 128 Slimebucks!