Battle #1323 (F): Couple hundred bucks to go

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #1323: Twinconclusive vs Sludgehammer!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1607/1607 MP: 50/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Priority goes to Sludgehammer. Ready? Fight!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 264 damage! Twinconclusive drops its guard!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1343/1607 MP: 74/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 80 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1343/1607 MP: 54/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 820/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive is our next attacker!
Battle!

Twinconclusive fuses with Sludgehammer. CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 113 damage! Sludgehammer starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1343/1607 MP: 20/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 707/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Slow Leak (4) Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will Sludgehammer respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1343/1607 MP: 44/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 692/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Slow Leak (3) Paralyzed (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive fuses with Sludgehammer. CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 152 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size! Sludgehammer starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1343/1607 MP: 10/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 540/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Slow Leak (7) Paralyzed (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Sludgehammer!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 164 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1179/1607 MP: 58/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 525/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 240 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1179/1607 MP: 298/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 525/900 MP: 98/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Sludgehammer!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 197 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 982/1607 MP: 346/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 510/900 MP: 32/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will Twinconclusive respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Twinconclusive finds Sludgehammer worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 683 damage! Sludgehammer has been eliminated!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 982/1607 MP: 130/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive wins the battle!
Twinconclusive wins 128 Slimebucks!