Battle #1322 (F): Twi vs Slu

The gauntlet has been thrown and the slimes are assembled for battle #1322: Twinconclusive vs Sludgehammer!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1607/1607 MP: 50/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

First up is Sludgehammer. Ready? Fight!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 298 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1309/1607 MP: 74/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 78 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1309/1607 MP: 54/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 822/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive is our next attacker!
Battle!

Twinconclusive fuses with Sludgehammer. CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 133 damage! Sludgehammer starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1309/1607 MP: 20/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 689/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2) Slow Leak (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Go!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1309/1607 MP: 44/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 674/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (1) Slow Leak (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Next up is Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive fuses with Sludgehammer. CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 114 damage! Sludgehammer starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1309/1607 MP: 10/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 560/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (1) Slow Leak (7)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer steps forward.
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 224 damage! Twinconclusive drops its guard!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1085/1607 MP: 10/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 545/900 MP: 98/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Twinconclusive with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 580 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 505/1607 MP: 34/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 530/900 MP: 32/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with Sludgehammer. FUMBLE!

Sludgehammer slips out of the attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 505/1607 MP: 15/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 530/900 MP: 52/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 505/1607 MP: 39/359 Str: 130 Agi: 150 Int: 120 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 515/900 MP: 152/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive prepares to attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive fuses with Sludgehammer. CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 103 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size! Sludgehammer starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 505/1607 MP: 53/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 412/900 MP: 152/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (8)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will Twinconclusive do next?
Battle!

Twinconclusive launches into the sky, then dives into Sludgehammer at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 420 damage! Twinconclusive is slammed by the force of its own attack! Sludgehammer is defeated!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 455/1607 MP: 13/359 Str: 260 Agi: 300 Int: 240 Doublesize (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive wins the battle!
Twinconclusive wins 128 Slimebucks!