Battle #1309 (F): Twi vs SirGoo

Now is the time! Prepare yourselves for battle #1309: Twinconclusive vs Sir Goowain!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1587/1587 MP: 50/350 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 90
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain goes first. Ready? Fight!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 72 damage! Twinconclusive bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1515/1587 MP: 68/350 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 90 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Twinconclusive respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 43 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1475/1587 MP: 42/350 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 90 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2207/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Twinconclusive do next?
Battle!

Twinconclusive fuses with Sir Goowain. CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 81 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size! Sir Goowain starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1435/1587 MP: 8/350 Str: 260 Agi: 280 Int: 180 Doublesize (3) Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2126/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2) Slow Leak (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 90 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1345/1587 MP: 44/350 Str: 260 Agi: 280 Int: 180 Doublesize (3) Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2061/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1) Slow Leak (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive! Go!
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 180 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1305/1587 MP: 224/350 Str: 260 Agi: 280 Int: 180 Doublesize (2) Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2061/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1) Slow Leak (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Twinconclusive at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 188 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1117/1587 MP: 260/350 Str: 260 Agi: 280 Int: 180 Doublesize (2) Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1996/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive prepares to attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive hardens its body and hammers Sir Goowain with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 318 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1077/1587 MP: 142/350 Str: 260 Agi: 280 Int: 180 Doublesize (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1678/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds Twinconclusive! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 171 damage! Twinconclusive bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 906/1587 MP: 178/350 Str: 260 Agi: 280 Int: 180 Doublesize (1) Slime Loss (7)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1663/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Twinconclusive is up.
Battle!

Twinconclusive fuses with Sir Goowain. CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 81 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size! Sir Goowain starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 866/1587 MP: 144/350 Str: 260 Agi: 280 Int: 180 Doublesize (3) Slime Loss (6)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1582/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 93 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 773/1587 MP: 180/350 Str: 260 Agi: 280 Int: 180 Doublesize (3) Slime Loss (6)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1567/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Twinconclusive madly pitches bricks at its opponents!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 156 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 144 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 126 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 108 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 733/1587 MP: 33/350 Str: 260 Agi: 280 Int: 180 Doublesize (2) Slime Loss (5)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1033/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 123 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 610/1587 MP: 69/350 Str: 260 Agi: 280 Int: 180 Doublesize (2) Slime Loss (5)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 968/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Twinconclusive is up.
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 180 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 570/1587 MP: 249/350 Str: 260 Agi: 280 Int: 180 Doublesize (1) Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 968/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 94 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 476/1587 MP: 285/350 Str: 260 Agi: 280 Int: 180 Doublesize (1) Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 953/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive draws near! What do you do?
Battle!