Battle #1307 (F): Twi vs OMEMk.IX, CLOMk.IX

Twinconclusive vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes OMEGA Mk. IX in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

OMEGA Mk. IX takes 72 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 390/1587 MP: 258/350 Str: 260 Agi: 280 Int: 230 Slime Loss (1) Slow Leak (3) Doublesize (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. IX	Status HP: 365/3000 MP: 160/425 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 140 Doublesize (3) Slow Leak (4) Shield (2)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

OMEGA Mk. IX is just getting started!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. IX pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats Twinconclusive with clubs.

Twinconclusive takes 59 damage! Twinconclusive doesn't look so good!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 331/1587 MP: 304/350 Str: 208 Agi: 280 Int: 230 Slime Loss (1) Slow Leak (3) Roughed Up (4) Doublesize (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. IX	Status HP: 350/3000 MP: 64/425 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 140 Doublesize (2) Slow Leak (3) Shield (1)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Twinconclusive draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Twinconclusive creeps up behind OMEGA Mk. IX and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

OMEGA Mk. IX takes 393 damage! OMEGA Mk. IX is defeated!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 229/1587 MP: 157/350 Str: 208 Agi: 280 Int: 230 Slow Leak (2) Roughed Up (3) Doublesize (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive wins the battle!
Twinconclusive wins 484 Slimebucks!