Battle #1135 (F): JamPai, SliTRI, los vs SirGoo

James Paige creeps up behind Sir Goowain and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 472 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1124/1124 MP: 52/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 57/500 MP: 105/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1369/2250 MP: 64/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 195 Diseased (27)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Slimebot TRICKSTER respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1124/1124 MP: 52/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 17/500 MP: 71/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1369/2250 MP: 89/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 126 Diseased (27) Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 45 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER has been eliminated!

James Paige	Status HP: 1124/1124 MP: 83/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1359/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 126 Diseased (26) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige focuses its energy and blasts Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 94 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1124/1124 MP: 40/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1265/2250 MP: 104/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 126 Diseased (26) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Sir Goowain do next?
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 65 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1059/1124 MP: 71/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Slime Loss (4) Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1255/2250 MP: 51/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 126 Diseased (25) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 156 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1019/1124 MP: 227/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Slime Loss (3) Meditation (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1255/2250 MP: 76/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 126 Diseased (25) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige! FUMBLE!

James Paige takes 31 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 988/1124 MP: 258/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Slime Loss (3) Meditation (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1245/2250 MP: 41/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 126 Diseased (24) Stupefied (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 229 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 948/1124 MP: 162/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Slime Loss (2) Meditation (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1016/2250 MP: 66/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 126 Diseased (24) Stupefied (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 160 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 788/1124 MP: 193/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Slime Loss (2) Meditation (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 956/2250 MP: 31/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 126 Diseased (23) Stupefied (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 71 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 748/1124 MP: 151/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Slime Loss (1) Meditation (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 885/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 126 Diseased (23) Stupefied (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 146 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 602/1124 MP: 182/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Slime Loss (1) Meditation (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 875/2250 MP: 21/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 126 Diseased (22) Stupefied (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige creeps up behind Sir Goowain and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 533 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 562/1124 MP: 35/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Meditation (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 342/2250 MP: 46/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 126 Diseased (22) Stupefied (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 126 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 562/1124 MP: 66/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Meditation (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 332/2250 MP: 177/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 193 Diseased (21)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 156 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 562/1124 MP: 222/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 332/2250 MP: 215/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 193 Diseased (21)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 51 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 511/1124 MP: 243/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 106 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 322/2250 MP: 162/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 193 Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!