Battle #1135 (F): JamPai, SliTRI, los vs SirGoo

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #1135: James Paige, Slimebot TRICKSTER, lost.pebble vs Sir Goowain!

James Paige	Status HP: 1124/1124 MP: 50/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

lost.pebble	Status HP: 207/207 MP: 51/53 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Three-Leafed Clover Pillowhat

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain goes first. Ready? Fight!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds lost.pebble! CRITICAL HIT!

lost.pebble takes 150 damage! lost.pebble bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1124/1124 MP: 71/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

lost.pebble	Status HP: 57/207 MP: 51/53 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (7)
Three-Leafed Clover Pillowhat

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige advances!
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1124/1124 MP: 57/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

lost.pebble	Status HP: 57/207 MP: 51/53 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (7)
Three-Leafed Clover Pillowhat

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Slimebot TRICKSTER for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Sir Goowain from behind. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1124/1124 MP: 57/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

lost.pebble	Status HP: 57/207 MP: 53/53 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (7)
Three-Leafed Clover Pillowhat

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for lost.pebble!
Battle!

lost.pebble bounds forward and tackles Sir Goowain!

Sir Goowain slips out of the attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1124/1124 MP: 57/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

lost.pebble	Status HP: 17/207 MP: 48/53 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (6)
Three-Leafed Clover Pillowhat

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sir Goowain busts a move, doing a crazy dance and repeatedly slamming lost.pebble! CRITICAL HIT!

lost.pebble takes 100 damage! lost.pebble collapses!

James Paige	Status HP: 1124/1124 MP: 88/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 68/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 156 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1124/1124 MP: 244/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 52/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 68/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER spews toxic goo all over Sir Goowain! Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 1124/1124 MP: 244/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 109/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (30) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 53 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1124/1124 MP: 275/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 447/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2240/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (29) Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 213 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1124/1124 MP: 179/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 447/500 MP: 40/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2027/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (29) Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 42 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1124/1124 MP: 179/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 407/500 MP: 0/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1985/2250 MP: 95/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 195 Diseased (29) Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 161 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1124/1124 MP: 210/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 246/500 MP: 0/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1925/2250 MP: 60/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 195 Diseased (28) Off Guard (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 74 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1124/1124 MP: 168/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 246/500 MP: 15/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1851/2250 MP: 60/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 195 Diseased (28) Off Guard (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1124/1124 MP: 168/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 206/500 MP: 90/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1851/2250 MP: 99/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 195 Diseased (28) Off Guard (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain steps forward.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 149 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1124/1124 MP: 199/556 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 156 Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 57/500 MP: 90/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1841/2250 MP: 64/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 195 Diseased (27)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!