Battle #1264 (F): Spo, SliGOL, SliTRI vs SirGoo

The gauntlet has been thrown and the slimes are assembled for battle #1264: Spoonweaver, Slimebot GOLEM, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sir Goowain!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 50/369 Str: 111 Agi: 97 Int: 92
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is first to attack. And... go!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 62 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 50/369 Str: 111 Agi: 97 Int: 92
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 438/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Slimebot TRICKSTER for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 68/369 Str: 111 Agi: 97 Int: 92
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 398/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is our next attacker!
Battle!

Spoonweaver fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 38/369 Str: 111 Agi: 97 Int: 92
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 398/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 99 Stupefied (6) Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is covered with a metallic sheen.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 38/369 Str: 111 Agi: 97 Int: 92
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 43/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 398/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (6) Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 99 Stupefied (6) Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain advances!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 100 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 38/369 Str: 111 Agi: 97 Int: 92
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 43/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 298/500 MP: 46/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (6) Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 21/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 99 Stupefied (5) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER spews toxic goo all over Sir Goowain! Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 56/369 Str: 111 Agi: 97 Int: 92
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 43/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 258/500 MP: 19/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (5) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 21/500 Str: 111 Agi: 135 Int: 99 Stupefied (5) Shrunk (3) Diseased (30)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver steps forward.
Battle!

Spoonweaver casts a spell on Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks smarter!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 38/369 Str: 111 Agi: 97 Int: 92
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 58/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 258/500 MP: 19/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (5) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 21/500 Str: 88 Agi: 108 Int: 148 Stupefied (5) Shrunk (3) Diseased (30) Int Focus (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM donates some slime to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is healed!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 38/369 Str: 111 Agi: 97 Int: 92
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 49/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 383/500 MP: 34/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (5) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 21/500 Str: 88 Agi: 108 Int: 148 Stupefied (5) Shrunk (3) Diseased (30) Int Focus (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Sir Goowain from behind. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 38/369 Str: 111 Agi: 97 Int: 92
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 49/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 343/500 MP: 6/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (4) Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 88 Agi: 108 Int: 148 Stupefied (5) Shrunk (3) Off Guard (4) Diseased (30) Int Focus (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain rushes forward and stabs Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 20 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 56/369 Str: 111 Agi: 97 Int: 92
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 49/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 323/500 MP: 6/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (4) Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2190/2250 MP: 23/500 Str: 88 Agi: 108 Int: 148 Stupefied (4) Shrunk (2) Off Guard (3) Diseased (29) Int Focus (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Spoonweaver for the next attack!
Battle!

Spoonweaver casts a spell on Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks stronger!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 38/369 Str: 111 Agi: 97 Int: 92
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 64/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 323/500 MP: 6/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (4) Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2190/2250 MP: 23/500 Str: 132 Agi: 86 Int: 118 Str Focus (5) Stupefied (4) Shrunk (2) Off Guard (3) Diseased (29) Int Focus (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM donates some slime to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is healed!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 38/369 Str: 111 Agi: 97 Int: 92
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 55/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 448/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (4) Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2190/2250 MP: 23/500 Str: 132 Agi: 86 Int: 118 Str Focus (5) Stupefied (4) Shrunk (2) Off Guard (3) Diseased (29) Int Focus (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 56/369 Str: 111 Agi: 97 Int: 92
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 55/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 408/500 MP: 96/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2190/2250 MP: 23/500 Str: 132 Agi: 86 Int: 118 Str Focus (5) Stupefied (4) Shrunk (2) Off Guard (3) Diseased (29) Int Focus (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Spoonweaver is up.
Battle!

Spoonweaver fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 26/369 Str: 111 Agi: 97 Int: 92
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 55/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 408/500 MP: 96/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2190/2250 MP: 46/500 Str: 132 Agi: 86 Int: 118 Str Focus (5) Stupefied (4) Shrunk (6) Off Guard (3) Diseased (29) Int Focus (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!