Battle #1248 (F): JamPai, SliGOL vs SirGoo

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #1248: James Paige, Slimebot GOLEM vs Sir Goowain!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 50/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Priority goes to Sir Goowain. Ready? Fight!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot GOLEM.

Slimebot GOLEM takes 60 damage! Slimebot GOLEM bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 71/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 440/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 57/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 440/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds James Paige. A glow surrounds Slimebot GOLEM.

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 57/552 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Power Aura (5) Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 32/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Slime Loss (3) Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Slimebot GOLEM at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 335 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 92/552 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Power Aura (5) Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 65/500 MP: 32/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Slime Loss (3) Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 58 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 48/552 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Power Aura (4) Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 65/500 MP: 51/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Slime Loss (3) Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2142/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to James Paige. James Paige gets an energy boost!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 158/552 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Power Aura (4) Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 25/500 MP: 17/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Slime Loss (2) Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2142/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 52 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 114/552 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Power Aura (3) Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 25/500 MP: 36/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Slime Loss (2) Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2090/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Slimebot GOLEM!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM is gathering energy. Slimebot GOLEM gains 142 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 114/552 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Power Aura (3) Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2090/2250 MP: 84/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM faints! Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into James Paige at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 331 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 785/1116 MP: 149/552 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Power Aura (3) Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2040/2250 MP: 49/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 176 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 785/1116 MP: 325/552 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Power Aura (2) Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2040/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige! FUMBLE!

James Paige takes 25 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 760/1116 MP: 360/552 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Power Aura (2) Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2040/2250 MP: 55/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige advances!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 211 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 760/1116 MP: 264/552 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Power Aura (1) Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1829/2250 MP: 96/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 112 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 648/1116 MP: 299/552 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Power Aura (1) Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1829/2250 MP: 61/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 103 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 648/1116 MP: 257/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1726/2250 MP: 102/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!