Battle #1247 (F): JamPai, SliGOL vs SirGoo

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #1247: James Paige, Slimebot GOLEM vs Sir Goowain?

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 50/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First up is Sir Goowain. Have at it!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot GOLEM. FUMBLE!

Slimebot GOLEM slips out of the attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 71/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 57/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds James Paige. A glow surrounds Slimebot GOLEM.

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 57/552 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Power Aura (5) Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 32/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot GOLEM.

Slimebot GOLEM takes 40 damage! Slimebot GOLEM bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 92/552 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Power Aura (5) Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 460/500 MP: 32/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Slime Loss (4) Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 25/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 176 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 268/552 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Power Aura (4) Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 460/500 MP: 51/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Slime Loss (4) Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 25/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to James Paige. James Paige gets an energy boost!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 343/552 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Power Aura (4) Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 420/500 MP: 17/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Slime Loss (3) Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 66/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot GOLEM!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 158 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 378/552 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Power Aura (4) Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 262/500 MP: 17/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Slime Loss (3) Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 31/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 57 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 334/552 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Power Aura (3) Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 262/500 MP: 36/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Slime Loss (3) Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2143/2250 MP: 31/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM is gathering energy. Slimebot GOLEM gains 142 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 334/552 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Power Aura (3) Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 222/500 MP: 178/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Slime Loss (2) Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2143/2250 MP: 72/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot GOLEM!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 136 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 369/552 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Power Aura (3) Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 86/500 MP: 178/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Slime Loss (2) Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2093/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 95 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 290/552 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Power Aura (2) Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 86/500 MP: 197/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Slime Loss (2) Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1998/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Slimebot GOLEM!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. James Paige is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 325/552 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Power Aura (2) Meditation (7) Mirror Sheen (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 46/500 MP: 153/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Slime Loss (1) Power Aura (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1998/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 206 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 229/552 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Power Aura (1) Meditation (6) Mirror Sheen (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 46/500 MP: 172/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Slime Loss (1) Power Aura (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1792/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover James Paige's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 229/552 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Power Aura (1) Meditation (6) Mirror Sheen (5) Looking Sharp (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 6/500 MP: 146/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1792/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!