Battle #1246 (F): JamPai, SliGOL, SliTRI vs SirGoo

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #1246: James Paige, Slimebot GOLEM, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sir Goowain?

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 50/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain gets the jump. And... go!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 54 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 50/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 446/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 45 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 71/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 406/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2205/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 195
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 57/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 406/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2205/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 195
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER gets an energy boost!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 57/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 406/500 MP: 100/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2205/2250 MP: 76/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 195
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 164 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 57/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 242/500 MP: 115/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2205/2250 MP: 41/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 195
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into Sir Goowain and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 30 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping Sir Goowain's MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 88/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 202/500 MP: 95/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2175/2250 MP: 41/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 195 Sapped (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 156 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 244/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 46/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 202/500 MP: 95/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2175/2250 MP: 41/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 195 Sapped (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Slimebot GOLEM respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER gets an energy boost!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 244/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 12/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 202/500 MP: 170/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2175/2250 MP: 80/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 195 Sapped (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 115 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 244/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 12/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 87/500 MP: 185/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2125/2250 MP: 33/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 195 Sapped (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Sir Goowain from behind. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 275/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 12/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 47/500 MP: 169/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2125/2250 MP: 33/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 195 Off Guard (4) Sapped (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 51 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 231/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 27/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 47/500 MP: 169/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2074/2250 MP: 33/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 195 Paralyzed (2) Off Guard (4) Sapped (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Slimebot GOLEM respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM is gathering energy. Slimebot GOLEM gains 112 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 231/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 139/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 47/500 MP: 184/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2074/2250 MP: 33/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 195 Paralyzed (2) Off Guard (4) Sapped (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER advances!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 59 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 262/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 139/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 7/500 MP: 156/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2015/2250 MP: 33/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 185 Paralyzed (2) Off Guard (4) Sapped (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 232/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 154/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 7/500 MP: 156/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2015/2250 MP: 33/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 138 Shrunk (4) Paralyzed (2) Off Guard (4) Sapped (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM draws near! What do you do?
Battle!