Battle #1245 (F): Garottehammer

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #1245: James Paige vs Sludgehammer!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 50/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

First strike goes to Sludgehammer. Have at it!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige. FUMBLE!

James Paige takes 51 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1065/1116 MP: 71/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1065/1116 MP: 57/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1065/1116 MP: 88/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 156 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1065/1116 MP: 244/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers James Paige with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 507 damage! James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 558/1116 MP: 275/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Off Guard (2) Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 59 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 558/1116 MP: 262/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Off Guard (1) Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 841/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige fires a strange ray at Sludgehammer. Sludgehammer looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 558/1116 MP: 232/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 841/900 MP: 93/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Paralyzed (2) Shrunk (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Sludgehammer!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 165 damage! James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 393/1116 MP: 263/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Off Guard (2) Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 841/900 MP: 27/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Paralyzed (1) Shrunk (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige advances!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 189 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 393/1116 MP: 184/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Off Guard (1) Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 652/900 MP: 42/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Paralyzed (5) Shrunk (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Sludgehammer!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 75 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 393/1116 MP: 215/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Off Guard (1) Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 652/900 MP: 117/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Paralyzed (4) Shrunk (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 309 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 393/1116 MP: 119/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 343/900 MP: 132/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Paralyzed (4) Shrunk (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Next up is Sludgehammer.
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 170 damage! James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 223/1116 MP: 150/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Off Guard (2) Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 343/900 MP: 66/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Paralyzed (3) Shrunk (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige advances!
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 125 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 223/1116 MP: 108/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Off Guard (1) Meditation (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 218/900 MP: 81/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Paralyzed (3) Shrunk (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will Sludgehammer do next?
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 215 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 8/1116 MP: 139/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Off Guard (1) Meditation (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 218/900 MP: 15/333 Str: 200 Agi: 77 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!