Battle #1217 (F): Spo vs JudSli

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #1217: Spoonweaver vs Judge Slimehold!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1604/1604 MP: 50/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 101/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold gets the jump. Combatants ready? Then fight!

Judge Slimehold leaps high into the air and lands on Spoonweaver!! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver looks completely unaffected!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1604/1604 MP: 66/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 106/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Spoonweaver draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Spoonweaver grievously wounds Judge Slimehold! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver grimaces. The attack did nothing!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1604/1604 MP: 8/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 157/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold bounds forward and tackles Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver yawns.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1604/1604 MP: 24/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 162/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Watch out! Spoonweaver is up.
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 82 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1604/1604 MP: 106/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 213/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold leaps high into the air and lands on Spoonweaver!! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver slips out of the attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1604/1604 MP: 122/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 218/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Brace yourselves for Spoonweaver!
Battle!

Spoonweaver fires a strange ray at Judge Slimehold. Judge Slimehold looks distinctly smaller.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1604/1604 MP: 92/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 256/600 Str: 191 Agi: 191 Int: 191 Shrunk (4) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Judge Slimehold tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 47 damage! Spoonweaver bleeds slime!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1557/1604 MP: 108/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Slime Loss (4)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 208/600 Str: 191 Agi: 191 Int: 191 Shrunk (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Brace yourselves for Spoonweaver!
Battle!

Spoonweaver tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 34 damage! Judge Slimehold bleeds slime!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1517/1604 MP: 50/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Slime Loss (3)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 965/999 MP: 246/600 Str: 191 Agi: 191 Int: 191 Shrunk (3) Shield (∞) Slime Loss (4)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Brace yourselves for Judge Slimehold!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 169 damage! Judge Slimehold is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1348/1604 MP: 66/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Slime Loss (3)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 875/999 MP: 216/600 Str: 191 Agi: 191 Int: 191 Shrunk (2) Shield (∞) Slime Loss (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Spoonweaver is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Spoonweaver rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 30 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1308/1604 MP: 38/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Slime Loss (2)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 845/999 MP: 216/600 Str: 191 Agi: 76 Int: 191 Shrunk (2) Shield (∞) Paralyzed (2) Slime Loss (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Spoonweaver! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 82 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1268/1604 MP: 120/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Slime Loss (1)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 845/999 MP: 254/600 Str: 191 Agi: 76 Int: 191 Shrunk (2) Shield (∞) Paralyzed (2) Slime Loss (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold prepares to attack!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes itself into a hammer and pounds Spoonweaver into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 254 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1014/1604 MP: 136/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Slime Loss (1)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 805/999 MP: 212/600 Str: 191 Agi: 76 Int: 191 Shrunk (1) Shield (∞) Paralyzed (1) Slime Loss (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Spoonweaver is ready to fight!
Battle!

Spoonweaver laughs as it flings bricks!

Judge Slimehold takes 51 damage!

Judge Slimehold takes 48 damage!

Judge Slimehold takes 45 damage!

Judge Slimehold takes 52 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 974/1604 MP: 54/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 609/999 MP: 250/600 Str: 191 Agi: 76 Int: 191 Shrunk (1) Shield (∞) Paralyzed (1) Slime Loss (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Spoonweaver in the forehead!

Spoonweaver takes 149 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 825/1604 MP: 54/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 569/999 MP: 258/600 Str: 254 Agi: 253 Int: 254 Shield (∞) Slime Loss (1)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold advances!
Battle!