Battle #1206 (F): When'd brick bombard get THAT good

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 56 damage! Twinconclusive bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 443/1582 MP: 84/348 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (4) Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1459/2250 MP: 61/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Twinconclusive plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 118 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 403/1582 MP: 33/348 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (3) Meditation (4)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1341/2250 MP: 61/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is just getting started!
Battle!

Twinconclusive rushes forward and stabs Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 25 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 363/1582 MP: 1/348 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (2) Meditation (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1316/2250 MP: 102/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 88 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 275/1582 MP: 29/348 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (2) Meditation (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1266/2250 MP: 67/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 39 damage! Sir Goowain starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 235/1582 MP: 10/348 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (1) Meditation (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1227/2250 MP: 108/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Slow Leak (3) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 101 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 134/1582 MP: 38/348 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (1) Meditation (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1162/2250 MP: 73/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Slow Leak (2) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Twinconclusive takes a bite out of crime -- I mean, Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 72 damage! Twinconclusive recovers some HP.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 134/1582 MP: 4/348 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Meditation (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1090/2250 MP: 114/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Slow Leak (2) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 100 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 34/1582 MP: 32/348 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Meditation (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1075/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Slow Leak (1) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive rushes forward and stabs Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 30 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 34/1582 MP: 0/348 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 90
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1045/2250 MP: 120/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Slow Leak (1) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain advances!
Battle!

Sir Goowain divides itself in two and rams into Twinconclusive from both sides!

Twinconclusive takes 63 damage! Twinconclusive has been eliminated!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1030/2250 MP: 100/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain wins the battle!
Sir Goowain wins 108 Slimebucks!