Battle #1206 (F): When'd brick bombard get THAT good

To arms! Ready yourselves for battle #1206: Twinconclusive vs Sir Goowain!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1582/1582 MP: 50/348 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 90
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Priority goes to Sir Goowain. Ready? Fight!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds Twinconclusive! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 153 damage! Twinconclusive bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1429/1582 MP: 68/348 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 90 Slime Loss (7)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 48 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1389/1582 MP: 42/348 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 90 Slime Loss (6)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2202/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive achieves Nirvana! Twinconclusive feels smarter!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1349/1582 MP: 28/348 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (5) Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2202/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 121 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1228/1582 MP: 56/348 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (5) Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2202/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive prepares to attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 45 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1188/1582 MP: 37/348 Str: 260 Agi: 280 Int: 280 Slime Loss (4) Doublesize (3) Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2157/2250 MP: 84/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Twinconclusive at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 210 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 978/1582 MP: 93/348 Str: 260 Agi: 280 Int: 280 Slime Loss (4) Doublesize (3) Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2107/2250 MP: 49/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Twinconclusive do next?
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 255 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 938/1582 MP: 348/348 Str: 260 Agi: 280 Int: 280 Slime Loss (3) Doublesize (2) Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2107/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 131 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 807/1582 MP: 348/348 Str: 260 Agi: 280 Int: 280 Slime Loss (3) Doublesize (2) Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2057/2250 MP: 55/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive! Go!
Battle!

Twinconclusive madly pitches bricks at its opponents!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 158 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 144 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 767/1582 MP: 201/348 Str: 260 Agi: 280 Int: 280 Slime Loss (2) Doublesize (1) Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1755/2250 MP: 96/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Sir Goowain do next?
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 122 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 645/1582 MP: 257/348 Str: 260 Agi: 280 Int: 280 Slime Loss (2) Doublesize (1) Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1755/2250 MP: 61/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive steps forward.
Battle!

Twinconclusive madly pitches bricks at its opponents!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 161 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 605/1582 MP: 110/348 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (1) Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1594/2250 MP: 102/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive! FUMBLE!

Twinconclusive takes 36 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 569/1582 MP: 110/348 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (1) Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1594/2250 MP: 108/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain steps forward.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive! FUMBLE!

Twinconclusive takes 30 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 539/1582 MP: 138/348 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (1) Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1594/2250 MP: 73/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive laughs as it flings bricks!

Sir Goowain takes 71 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 64 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 499/1582 MP: 56/348 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1459/2250 MP: 114/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!