Battle #1199 (F): Spo vs JudSli

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #1199: Spoonweaver vs Judge Slimehold!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1604/1604 MP: 50/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 101/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is first to attack. Have at it!

Judge Slimehold bounds forward and tackles Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver looks completely unaffected!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1604/1604 MP: 66/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 106/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Spoonweaver prepares to attack!
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 82 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1604/1604 MP: 148/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 157/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

What will Judge Slimehold do next?
Battle!

Judge Slimehold bounds forward and tackles Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver looks completely unaffected!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1604/1604 MP: 164/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 162/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

All eyes are on Spoonweaver for the next attack!
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 82 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1604/1604 MP: 246/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 213/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is ready to fight!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold leaps high into the air and lands on Spoonweaver!! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver shakes off the attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1604/1604 MP: 262/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 218/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Spoonweaver is ready to fight!
Battle!

Spoonweaver fires a strange ray at Judge Slimehold. Judge Slimehold looks distinctly smaller.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1604/1604 MP: 232/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 256/600 Str: 191 Agi: 191 Int: 191 Shrunk (4) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold steps forward.
Battle!

Judge Slimehold tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 62 damage! Spoonweaver bleeds slime!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1542/1604 MP: 248/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 208/600 Str: 191 Agi: 191 Int: 191 Shrunk (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Watch out! Spoonweaver is up.
Battle!

Spoonweaver vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Judge Slimehold in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 46 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1502/1604 MP: 206/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 953/999 MP: 246/600 Str: 191 Agi: 191 Int: 191 Shrunk (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

How will Judge Slimehold respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold launches into the sky, then dives into Spoonweaver at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 330 damage! Judge Slimehold is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1172/1604 MP: 222/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 903/999 MP: 216/600 Str: 191 Agi: 191 Int: 191 Shrunk (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Spoonweaver is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Spoonweaver deftly slips behind Judge Slimehold and stabs Judge Slimehold in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 157 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1132/1604 MP: 126/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 746/999 MP: 254/600 Str: 191 Agi: 191 Int: 191 Shrunk (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

From the shadows, Judge Slimehold!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 147 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 985/1604 MP: 142/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 746/999 MP: 224/600 Str: 191 Agi: 191 Int: 191 Shrunk (1) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

All eyes are on Spoonweaver for the next attack!
Battle!

Spoonweaver strangles Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 32 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 945/1604 MP: 100/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 714/999 MP: 262/600 Str: 191 Agi: 191 Int: 191 Shrunk (1) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Judge Slimehold springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver! FUMBLE!

Spoonweaver takes 40 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 905/1604 MP: 116/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 714/999 MP: 232/600 Str: 254 Agi: 254 Int: 254 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Spoonweaver! Go!
Battle!

Spoonweaver vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Judge Slimehold in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 39 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 865/1604 MP: 74/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 675/999 MP: 282/600 Str: 254 Agi: 254 Int: 254 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

From the shadows, Judge Slimehold!
Battle!