Battle #1196 (F): Spo vs Slu

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #1196: Spoonweaver vs Sludgehammer!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1604/1604 MP: 50/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer goes first. Show us a clean fight!

Sludgehammer leaps high into the air and lands on Spoonweaver!! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver brushes off the attack and laughs!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1604/1604 MP: 66/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 65/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 82 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1604/1604 MP: 148/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 85/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer steps forward.
Battle!

Sludgehammer bounds forward and tackles Spoonweaver!

Sludgehammer grimaces. The attack did nothing!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1604/1604 MP: 164/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 80/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is just getting started!
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 82 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1604/1604 MP: 246/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 100/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Sludgehammer.
Battle!

Sludgehammer leaps high into the air and lands on Spoonweaver!! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver simply laughs at the attempt!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1604/1604 MP: 262/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 95/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Spoonweaver!
Battle!

Spoonweaver fires a strange ray at Sludgehammer. Sludgehammer looks distinctly smaller.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1604/1604 MP: 232/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 110/333 Str: 150 Agi: 146 Int: 75 Shrunk (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 198 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1406/1604 MP: 248/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 44/333 Str: 150 Agi: 146 Int: 75 Shrunk (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will Spoonweaver respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Spoonweaver channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Spoonweaver's body!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1406/1604 MP: 222/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Looking Sharp (5)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 59/333 Str: 150 Agi: 146 Int: 75 Shrunk (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! Sludgehammer is up.
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 75 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1406/1604 MP: 238/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Looking Sharp (5)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 134/333 Str: 150 Agi: 146 Int: 75 Shrunk (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Next up is Spoonweaver.
Battle!

Spoonweaver deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 383 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1406/1604 MP: 142/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Looking Sharp (4)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 517/900 MP: 149/333 Str: 150 Agi: 146 Int: 75 Shrunk (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 195 damage! Spoonweaver drops its guard!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1211/1604 MP: 158/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Looking Sharp (4) Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 517/900 MP: 83/333 Str: 150 Agi: 146 Int: 75 Shrunk (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver steps forward.
Battle!

Spoonweaver deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 292 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1211/1604 MP: 62/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Looking Sharp (3) Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 225/900 MP: 98/333 Str: 150 Agi: 146 Int: 75 Shrunk (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will Sludgehammer do next?
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 269 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 942/1604 MP: 78/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Looking Sharp (3) Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 225/900 MP: 32/333 Str: 200 Agi: 194 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will Spoonweaver respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Spoonweaver splits into four and slams into Sludgehammer from every direction!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 230 damage! Sludgehammer has been defeated!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 942/1604 MP: 33/360 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Looking Sharp (2)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Spoonweaver wins the battle!
Spoonweaver wins 157 Slimebucks!