Battle #1134 (F): JamPai, SliTRI, 8biPon vs SirGoo

Slimebot TRICKSTER jabs Sir Goowain with a straw.

Sir Goowain takes 23 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 435/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 195/500 MP: 90/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1988/2250 MP: 192/500 Str: 154 Agi: 180 Int: 204 Slime Loss (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 90 damage! Sir Goowain drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 369/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 195/500 MP: 90/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1898/2250 MP: 232/500 Str: 154 Agi: 180 Int: 204 Off Guard (2) Slime Loss (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Slimebot TRICKSTER at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 305 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack! Slimebot TRICKSTER cries out in defeat!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 400/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1808/2250 MP: 197/500 Str: 154 Agi: 180 Int: 204 Off Guard (1) Slime Loss (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 232 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 304/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1576/2250 MP: 237/500 Str: 154 Agi: 180 Int: 204 Off Guard (1) Slime Loss (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 60 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1056/1116 MP: 335/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (5) Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1536/2250 MP: 184/500 Str: 154 Agi: 180 Int: 204 Slime Loss (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 71 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1016/1116 MP: 293/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (4) Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1465/2250 MP: 224/500 Str: 154 Agi: 180 Int: 204 Slime Loss (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 171 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 845/1116 MP: 324/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (4) Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1375/2250 MP: 189/500 Str: 154 Agi: 180 Int: 204
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige creeps up behind Sir Goowain and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 444 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 805/1116 MP: 177/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (3) Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 931/2250 MP: 229/500 Str: 154 Agi: 180 Int: 204
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into James Paige at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 392 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 413/1116 MP: 208/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (3) Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 881/2250 MP: 194/500 Str: 154 Agi: 180 Int: 204
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain. FUMBLE!

Sir Goowain simply laughs at the attempt!

James Paige	Status HP: 373/1116 MP: 164/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (2) Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 881/2250 MP: 234/500 Str: 154 Agi: 180 Int: 204
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 127 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 246/1116 MP: 195/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (2) Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 881/2250 MP: 199/500 Str: 154 Agi: 180 Int: 204
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 44 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 206/1116 MP: 182/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 837/2250 MP: 199/500 Str: 154 Agi: 72 Int: 204 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 290 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 206/1116 MP: 86/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 547/2250 MP: 239/500 Str: 154 Agi: 72 Int: 204 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 105 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 101/1116 MP: 107/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 547/2250 MP: 204/500 Str: 154 Agi: 72 Int: 204 Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 90 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 101/1116 MP: 65/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 457/2250 MP: 244/500 Str: 154 Agi: 72 Int: 204 Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!