Battle #1131 (F): JamPai, SliTRI, Jac vs SirGoo

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 36 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1080/1116 MP: 445/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Slime Loss (4) Meditation (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1024/2250 MP: 121/500 Str: 154 Agi: 180 Int: 202 Goodwill (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 52 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1040/1116 MP: 432/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Slime Loss (3) Meditation (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 972/2250 MP: 121/500 Str: 154 Agi: 72 Int: 202 Goodwill (3) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 201 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1000/1116 MP: 336/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 771/2250 MP: 161/500 Str: 154 Agi: 72 Int: 202 Goodwill (3) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 73 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 927/1116 MP: 357/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 771/2250 MP: 126/500 Str: 154 Agi: 72 Int: 202 Goodwill (2) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 73 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 887/1116 MP: 315/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 698/2250 MP: 166/500 Str: 154 Agi: 72 Int: 202 Goodwill (2) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 89 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 798/1116 MP: 315/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 698/2250 MP: 171/500 Str: 154 Agi: 180 Int: 202 Goodwill (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 118 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 680/1116 MP: 336/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 648/2250 MP: 136/500 Str: 154 Agi: 180 Int: 202
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige creeps up behind Sir Goowain and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 486 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 640/1116 MP: 189/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 162/2250 MP: 176/500 Str: 154 Agi: 180 Int: 202
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain steps forward.
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 57 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 583/1116 MP: 210/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 162/2250 MP: 123/500 Str: 154 Agi: 180 Int: 202
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige madly pitches bricks at its opponents!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 96 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 118 damage! Sir Goowain falls!

James Paige	Status HP: 543/1116 MP: 63/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Paige's team wins the battle!
James Paige wins 100 Slimebucks!
Slimebot TRICKSTER wins 130 Slimebucks!
Jack wins 143 Slimebucks!