Battle #1133 (F): JamPai, SliTRI, thedri vs SirGoo

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #1133: James Paige, Slimebot TRICKSTER, the drizzle vs Sir Goowain?

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 50/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

the drizzle	Status HP: 509/509 MP: 50/130 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain will strike first. And... go!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds Slimebot TRICKSTER! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 188 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 50/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 312/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (7)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

the drizzle	Status HP: 509/509 MP: 50/130 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 71/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 272/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

the drizzle	Status HP: 509/509 MP: 50/130 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 57/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 272/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

the drizzle	Status HP: 509/509 MP: 56/130 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for the drizzle.
Battle!

the drizzle shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Sir Goowain!

Sir Goowain takes 25 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 57/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 272/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

the drizzle	Status HP: 509/509 MP: 46/130 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2225/2250 MP: 63/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 140 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 57/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 132/500 MP: 46/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

the drizzle	Status HP: 509/509 MP: 46/130 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2225/2250 MP: 28/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Slimebot TRICKSTER for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 36 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 88/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 92/500 MP: 6/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

the drizzle	Status HP: 509/509 MP: 46/130 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2189/2250 MP: 28/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 156 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 244/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 92/500 MP: 6/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

the drizzle	Status HP: 509/509 MP: 52/130 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2189/2250 MP: 28/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

the drizzle advances!
Battle!

the drizzle shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Sir Goowain!

Sir Goowain takes 19 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 244/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 92/500 MP: 6/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

the drizzle	Status HP: 509/509 MP: 42/130 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2170/2250 MP: 54/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 123 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER has been eliminated!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 275/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

the drizzle	Status HP: 509/509 MP: 42/130 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2170/2250 MP: 19/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 220 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 179/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

the drizzle	Status HP: 509/509 MP: 48/130 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1950/2250 MP: 19/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

the drizzle! Show us your moves!
Battle!

the drizzle shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Sir Goowain! FUMBLE!

Sir Goowain yawns.

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 179/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

the drizzle	Status HP: 509/509 MP: 38/130 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1950/2250 MP: 45/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 133 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 210/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

the drizzle	Status HP: 509/509 MP: 38/130 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1950/2250 MP: 183/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige advances!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 53 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 166/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

the drizzle	Status HP: 509/509 MP: 44/130 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1897/2250 MP: 183/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (3) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

the drizzle is ready to fight!
Battle!

the drizzle shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Sir Goowain!

Sir Goowain takes 28 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1116/1116 MP: 197/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

the drizzle	Status HP: 509/509 MP: 34/130 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1869/2250 MP: 183/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (3) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!