Battle #1130 (F): JamPai, SliTRI, Cal vs SirGoo

James Paige deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 331 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1111/1111 MP: 104/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 274/500 MP: 93/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1464/2250 MP: 109/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Slime Loss (2) Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (4) Sapped (3) Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Slimebot TRICKSTER at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 245 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1111/1111 MP: 104/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 29/500 MP: 108/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1364/2250 MP: 62/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Slime Loss (1) Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (3) Sapped (2) Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1111/1111 MP: 135/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 29/500 MP: 86/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1364/2250 MP: 62/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Slime Loss (1) Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (3) Sapped (2) Diseased (19) Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 127 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1111/1111 MP: 93/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 29/500 MP: 86/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1237/2250 MP: 88/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Slime Loss (1) Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (3) Sapped (2) Diseased (19) Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 40 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER faints!

James Paige	Status HP: 1111/1111 MP: 124/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1187/2250 MP: 66/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Off Guard (1) Paralyzed (2) Sapped (1) Diseased (18) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 156 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1111/1111 MP: 280/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1187/2250 MP: 92/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Off Guard (1) Paralyzed (2) Sapped (1) Diseased (18) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into James Paige at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 319 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 792/1111 MP: 311/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1127/2250 MP: 45/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Paralyzed (1) Diseased (17) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 56 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 792/1111 MP: 267/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1071/2250 MP: 71/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Paralyzed (3) Diseased (17) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 125 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 667/1111 MP: 298/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1011/2250 MP: 36/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Paralyzed (2) Diseased (16) Stupefied (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 285 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 667/1111 MP: 202/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 726/2250 MP: 62/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Paralyzed (2) Diseased (16) Stupefied (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 135 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 532/1111 MP: 233/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 716/2250 MP: 27/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Paralyzed (1) Diseased (15) Stupefied (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 101 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 532/1111 MP: 191/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 615/2250 MP: 53/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Paralyzed (1) Diseased (15) Stupefied (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain advances!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 101 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 431/1111 MP: 191/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 605/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Diseased (14) Stupefied (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 133 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 431/1111 MP: 222/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 595/2250 MP: 182/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 204 Diseased (13)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige creeps up behind Sir Goowain and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 398 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 431/1111 MP: 75/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 197/2250 MP: 222/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 204 Diseased (13)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!