Battle #1138 (F): JamPai, Spo vs Sli, Mug, Bug

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #1138: James Paige, Spoonweaver vs Mugsy, Bugsy, Slimesworth!

James Paige	Status HP: 1111/1111 MP: 50/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1598/1598 MP: 50/359 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 78/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

First attacker is Slimesworth. Slime will spill! Go!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1111/1111 MP: 50/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1598/1598 MP: 50/359 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 65/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Bugsy for the next attack!
Battle!

Bugsy jabs James Paige with a straw.

James Paige takes 34 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1077/1111 MP: 71/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1598/1598 MP: 50/359 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 45/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1077/1111 MP: 57/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1598/1598 MP: 66/359 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 45/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver steps forward.
Battle!

Spoonweaver lets out a stinking cloud. Excuse me! Slimesworth becomes ill. Mugsy becomes ill. Bugsy becomes ill.

James Paige	Status HP: 1077/1111 MP: 57/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1598/1598 MP: 8/359 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Malaise (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 70/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3) Malaise (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 45/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy steps forward.
Battle!

Mugsy conjures a shield onto Slimesworth. Slimesworth is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 1077/1111 MP: 57/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1598/1598 MP: 8/359 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 246/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Malaise (4) Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 475/500 MP: 48/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Malaise (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 45/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimesworth laughs as it flings bricks!

Slimesworth grimaces. The attack did nothing!

Spoonweaver shakes off the attack!

James Paige takes 66 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1011/1111 MP: 57/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1598/1598 MP: 8/359 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1225/1250 MP: 164/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Malaise (3) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 475/500 MP: 48/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Malaise (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 60/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Bugsy rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 56 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 955/1111 MP: 57/552 Str: 140 Agi: 44 Int: 156 Meditation (10) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1598/1598 MP: 24/359 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1225/1250 MP: 164/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Malaise (3) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 475/500 MP: 48/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Malaise (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 675/700 MP: 16/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver steps forward.
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 82 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 955/1111 MP: 57/552 Str: 140 Agi: 44 Int: 156 Meditation (10) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1598/1598 MP: 106/359 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1225/1250 MP: 164/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Malaise (3) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 475/500 MP: 68/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Malaise (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 675/700 MP: 16/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy advances!
Battle!

Mugsy performs a mystical incantation. Slimesworth is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 955/1111 MP: 88/552 Str: 140 Agi: 44 Int: 156 Meditation (10) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1598/1598 MP: 106/359 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1225/1250 MP: 164/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Malaise (3) Shield (5) Mirror Sheen (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 450/500 MP: 24/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Malaise (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 675/700 MP: 16/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 156 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 955/1111 MP: 244/552 Str: 140 Agi: 44 Int: 156 Meditation (9) Paralyzed (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1598/1598 MP: 106/359 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1225/1250 MP: 192/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Malaise (3) Shield (5) Mirror Sheen (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 450/500 MP: 24/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Malaise (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 675/700 MP: 16/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimesworth madly pitches bricks at its opponents!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 114 damage!

James Paige takes 154 damage!

Spoonweaver slips out of the attack!

James Paige takes 141 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 546/1111 MP: 244/552 Str: 140 Agi: 44 Int: 156 Meditation (9) Paralyzed (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1598/1598 MP: 106/359 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1200/1250 MP: 110/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Malaise (2) Shield (4) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 450/500 MP: 24/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Malaise (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 675/700 MP: 31/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Bugsy plunges a straw into James Paige and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 25 damage! Bugsy starts sapping James Paige's MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 521/1111 MP: 244/552 Str: 140 Agi: 44 Int: 156 Meditation (9) Sapped (4) Paralyzed (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1598/1598 MP: 122/359 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 82 Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1200/1250 MP: 110/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Malaise (2) Shield (4) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 450/500 MP: 24/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Malaise (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 650/700 MP: 11/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4) Malaise (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Spoonweaver is up.
Battle!

Spoonweaver sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds James Paige. A glow surrounds Spoonweaver.

James Paige	Status HP: 521/1111 MP: 244/552 Str: 160 Agi: 64 Int: 176 Meditation (9) Sapped (4) Power Aura (5) Paralyzed (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1598/1598 MP: 89/359 Str: 131 Agi: 112 Int: 102 Power Aura (5)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1200/1250 MP: 110/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Malaise (2) Shield (4) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 450/500 MP: 44/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Malaise (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 650/700 MP: 11/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4) Malaise (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Mugsy channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Bugsy's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 521/1111 MP: 279/552 Str: 160 Agi: 64 Int: 176 Meditation (9) Sapped (4) Power Aura (5) Paralyzed (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1598/1598 MP: 89/359 Str: 131 Agi: 112 Int: 102 Power Aura (5)
Sticky Gloves Angel Bracer

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1200/1250 MP: 110/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Malaise (2) Shield (4) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 425/500 MP: 18/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Malaise (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 650/700 MP: 11/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4) Looking Sharp (5) Malaise (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!