Battle #1139 (F): JamPai, Mog vs Sli, Mug, Bug

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 88 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 114/1111 MP: 113/552 Str: 134 Agi: 107 Int: 88 Diseased (12)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Bugsy	Status HP: 461/700 MP: 134/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (1) Mirror Sheen (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Bugsy hits James Paige with the idiot stick. FUMBLE!

James Paige takes 13 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 101/1111 MP: 130/552 Str: 134 Agi: 107 Int: 88 Diseased (12)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Bugsy	Status HP: 461/700 MP: 94/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige laughs as it flings bricks!

Bugsy takes 82 damage!

Bugsy takes 60 damage!

Bugsy takes 70 damage!

Bugsy takes 68 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 91/1111 MP: 48/552 Str: 134 Agi: 107 Int: 88 Diseased (11)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Bugsy	Status HP: 181/700 MP: 109/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Bugsy!
Battle!

Bugsy fires a strange ray at James Paige. James Paige looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 91/1111 MP: 61/552 Str: 100 Agi: 80 Int: 66 Diseased (11) Shrunk (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Bugsy	Status HP: 181/700 MP: 79/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!

James Paige rushes forward and stabs Bugsy.

Bugsy takes 30 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 81/1111 MP: 29/552 Str: 100 Agi: 80 Int: 66 Diseased (10) Shrunk (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Bugsy	Status HP: 151/700 MP: 94/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy! Go!
Battle!

Bugsy tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 81/1111 MP: 37/552 Str: 100 Agi: 80 Int: 42 Diseased (10) Stupefied (6) Shrunk (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Bugsy	Status HP: 151/700 MP: 60/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige rushes forward and stabs Bugsy.

Bugsy takes 19 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 71/1111 MP: 5/552 Str: 100 Agi: 80 Int: 42 Diseased (9) Stupefied (5) Shrunk (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Bugsy	Status HP: 132/700 MP: 75/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Bugsy!
Battle!

Bugsy extends a pseudopod and taps James Paige from behind. James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 71/1111 MP: 13/552 Str: 100 Agi: 80 Int: 42 Diseased (9) Off Guard (4) Stupefied (5) Shrunk (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Bugsy	Status HP: 132/700 MP: 47/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige purges slimeself's effects. James Paige's Int returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 61/1111 MP: 8/552 Str: 133 Agi: 106 Int: 86 Diseased (9) Off Guard (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Bugsy	Status HP: 132/700 MP: 62/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Bugsy!
Battle!

Bugsy plunges a straw into James Paige and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 28 damage! Bugsy starts sapping James Paige's MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 33/1111 MP: 25/552 Str: 133 Agi: 106 Int: 86 Diseased (9) Off Guard (4) Sapped (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Bugsy	Status HP: 132/700 MP: 42/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 86 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 23/1111 MP: 99/552 Str: 133 Agi: 106 Int: 86 Diseased (8) Off Guard (3) Sapped (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Bugsy	Status HP: 132/700 MP: 57/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Bugsy!
Battle!

Bugsy tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 23/1111 MP: 110/552 Str: 133 Agi: 106 Int: 55 Diseased (8) Off Guard (3) Stupefied (6) Sapped (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Bugsy	Status HP: 132/700 MP: 35/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige rushes forward and stabs Bugsy.

Bugsy takes 26 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 13/1111 MP: 66/552 Str: 133 Agi: 106 Int: 55 Diseased (7) Off Guard (2) Stupefied (5) Sapped (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Bugsy	Status HP: 106/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is ready to fight!
Battle!

Bugsy fires a strange ray at James Paige. James Paige looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 13/1111 MP: 74/552 Str: 99 Agi: 79 Int: 41 Diseased (7) Off Guard (2) Shrunk (4) Stupefied (5) Sapped (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Bugsy	Status HP: 106/700 MP: 32/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige rushes forward and stabs Bugsy.

Bugsy takes 23 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 3/1111 MP: 30/552 Str: 99 Agi: 79 Int: 41 Diseased (6) Off Guard (1) Shrunk (3) Stupefied (4) Sapped (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Bugsy	Status HP: 83/700 MP: 47/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Bugsy.
Battle!