Battle #1140 (F): JamPai, Unc vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 109 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 629/1111 MP: 194/552 Str: 84 Agi: 82 Int: 117 Roughed Up (4) Meditation (6) Shrunk (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 988/1161 MP: 172/286 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1134/1250 MP: 104/600 Str: 150 Agi: 64 Int: 160 Malaise (2) Power Aura (3) Paralyzed (1) Mirror Sheen (5) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 425/500 MP: 15/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Malaise (1) Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 625/700 MP: 143/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Malaise (1) Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Bugsy coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Uncommon. Uncommon becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 629/1111 MP: 194/552 Str: 84 Agi: 82 Int: 117 Roughed Up (4) Meditation (6) Shrunk (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 988/1161 MP: 200/286 Str: 130 Agi: 125 Int: 140 Diseased (20)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1134/1250 MP: 104/600 Str: 150 Agi: 64 Int: 160 Malaise (2) Power Aura (3) Paralyzed (1) Mirror Sheen (5) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 425/500 MP: 15/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Malaise (1) Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 600/700 MP: 116/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Uncommon respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Uncommon rolls into a ball and barrels towards Slimesworth!

Slimesworth takes 62 damage!

Mugsy takes 92 damage!

Bugsy takes 89 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 629/1111 MP: 194/552 Str: 84 Agi: 82 Int: 117 Roughed Up (4) Meditation (6) Shrunk (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 978/1161 MP: 152/286 Str: 130 Agi: 125 Int: 140 Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1072/1250 MP: 104/600 Str: 150 Agi: 64 Int: 160 Malaise (2) Power Aura (3) Paralyzed (1) Mirror Sheen (5) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 333/500 MP: 39/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Malaise (1) Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 511/700 MP: 116/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy! Go!
Battle!

Mugsy is gathering energy. Mugsy gains 180 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 629/1111 MP: 217/552 Str: 84 Agi: 82 Int: 117 Roughed Up (4) Meditation (6) Shrunk (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 978/1161 MP: 152/286 Str: 130 Agi: 125 Int: 140 Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1072/1250 MP: 104/600 Str: 150 Agi: 64 Int: 160 Malaise (2) Power Aura (3) Paralyzed (1) Mirror Sheen (5) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 308/500 MP: 219/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 511/700 MP: 116/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige purges slimeself's effects. James Paige's Str returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 629/1111 MP: 212/552 Str: 139 Agi: 109 Int: 156 Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 978/1161 MP: 152/286 Str: 130 Agi: 125 Int: 140 Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1072/1250 MP: 136/600 Str: 150 Agi: 64 Int: 160 Malaise (2) Power Aura (3) Paralyzed (1) Mirror Sheen (5) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 308/500 MP: 219/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 511/700 MP: 116/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 81 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 548/1111 MP: 212/552 Str: 111 Agi: 109 Int: 156 Roughed Up (4) Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 978/1161 MP: 152/286 Str: 130 Agi: 125 Int: 140 Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1047/1250 MP: 72/600 Str: 150 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Malaise (1) Power Aura (2) Mirror Sheen (4) Looking Sharp (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 308/500 MP: 219/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 511/700 MP: 116/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 160 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 548/1111 MP: 212/552 Str: 111 Agi: 109 Int: 156 Roughed Up (4) Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 978/1161 MP: 152/286 Str: 130 Agi: 125 Int: 140 Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1022/1250 MP: 232/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Power Aura (1) Mirror Sheen (3) Looking Sharp (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 308/500 MP: 219/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 511/700 MP: 135/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy steps forward.
Battle!

Bugsy coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto James Paige. James Paige becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 548/1111 MP: 212/552 Str: 106 Agi: 109 Int: 156 Diseased (20) Roughed Up (4) Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 978/1161 MP: 180/286 Str: 130 Agi: 125 Int: 140 Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1022/1250 MP: 232/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Power Aura (1) Mirror Sheen (3) Looking Sharp (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 308/500 MP: 219/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 511/700 MP: 108/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Uncommon!
Battle!

Uncommon emits a particularly smelly cloud. Pardon me! Slimesworth becomes ill. Mugsy becomes ill. Bugsy becomes ill.

James Paige	Status HP: 548/1111 MP: 243/552 Str: 106 Agi: 109 Int: 156 Diseased (20) Roughed Up (4) Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 968/1161 MP: 76/286 Str: 130 Agi: 125 Int: 140 Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1022/1250 MP: 232/600 Str: 150 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Power Aura (1) Mirror Sheen (3) Looking Sharp (2) Malaise (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 308/500 MP: 219/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2) Malaise (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 511/700 MP: 108/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (1) Malaise (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige rushes forward and stabs Slimesworth.

Slimesworth slips out of the attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 505/1111 MP: 211/552 Str: 106 Agi: 109 Int: 156 Diseased (19) Roughed Up (3) Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 968/1161 MP: 76/286 Str: 130 Agi: 125 Int: 140 Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1022/1250 MP: 232/600 Str: 150 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Power Aura (1) Mirror Sheen (3) Looking Sharp (2) Malaise (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 308/500 MP: 243/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2) Malaise (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 511/700 MP: 108/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (1) Malaise (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is ready to fight!
Battle!

Mugsy performs a mystical incantation. Bugsy is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 505/1111 MP: 211/552 Str: 106 Agi: 109 Int: 156 Diseased (19) Roughed Up (3) Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 968/1161 MP: 76/286 Str: 130 Agi: 125 Int: 140 Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1022/1250 MP: 264/600 Str: 150 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Power Aura (1) Mirror Sheen (3) Looking Sharp (2) Malaise (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 283/500 MP: 199/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (1) Malaise (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 511/700 MP: 108/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (1) Mirror Sheen (6) Malaise (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth! Go!
Battle!

Slimesworth laughs as it flings bricks!

Uncommon takes 102 damage!

Uncommon takes 72 damage!

Uncommon takes 102 damage!

James Paige takes 78 damage!

Uncommon takes 108 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 427/1111 MP: 211/552 Str: 106 Agi: 109 Int: 156 Diseased (19) Roughed Up (3) Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 584/1161 MP: 76/286 Str: 130 Agi: 125 Int: 140 Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 997/1250 MP: 182/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (2) Looking Sharp (1) Malaise (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 283/500 MP: 199/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (1) Malaise (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 511/700 MP: 127/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (1) Mirror Sheen (6) Malaise (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy steps forward.
Battle!

Bugsy extends a pseudopod and taps James Paige from behind. James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 427/1111 MP: 211/552 Str: 106 Agi: 109 Int: 156 Diseased (19) Off Guard (4) Roughed Up (3) Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 584/1161 MP: 104/286 Str: 130 Agi: 125 Int: 140 Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 997/1250 MP: 182/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (2) Looking Sharp (1) Malaise (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 283/500 MP: 199/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (1) Malaise (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 486/700 MP: 99/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (5) Malaise (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Uncommon for the next attack!
Battle!

Uncommon shapes itself into a hammer and pounds Slimesworth into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 173 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 427/1111 MP: 242/552 Str: 106 Agi: 109 Int: 156 Diseased (19) Off Guard (4) Roughed Up (3) Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 574/1161 MP: 11/286 Str: 130 Agi: 125 Int: 140 Diseased (17)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 824/1250 MP: 182/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (2) Looking Sharp (1) Malaise (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 283/500 MP: 199/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (1) Malaise (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 486/700 MP: 99/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (5) Malaise (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige grievously wounds Slimesworth! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 104 damage! Slimesworth's magical barrier blocks the attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 384/1111 MP: 138/552 Str: 106 Agi: 109 Int: 156 Diseased (18) Off Guard (3) Roughed Up (2) Meditation (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 574/1161 MP: 11/286 Str: 130 Agi: 125 Int: 140 Diseased (17)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 720/1250 MP: 182/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (2) Looking Sharp (1) Malaise (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 283/500 MP: 223/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (1) Malaise (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 486/700 MP: 99/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (5) Malaise (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is our next attacker!
Battle!