Battle #1141 (F): JamPai, Twi vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Mugsy sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Slimesworth. A glow surrounds Mugsy. A glow surrounds Bugsy.

James Paige	Status HP: 382/1111 MP: 136/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (5) Off Guard (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 17/1578 MP: 46/347 Str: 99 Agi: 140 Int: 130 Roughed Up (4) Meditation (7) Off Guard (2) Diseased (28)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 862/1250 MP: 61/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Slime Loss (2) Shield (3) Power Aura (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 232/500 MP: 12/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 357/700 MP: 214/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Shield (2) Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Slimesworth!
Battle!

Slimesworth busts a move, doing a crazy dance and repeatedly slamming Twinconclusive! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 130 damage! Twinconclusive submits!

James Paige	Status HP: 382/1111 MP: 136/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (5) Off Guard (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 822/1250 MP: 46/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Slime Loss (1) Shield (2) Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 232/500 MP: 12/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 357/700 MP: 233/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Shield (2) Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is just getting started!
Battle!

Bugsy tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 382/1111 MP: 156/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101 Meditation (5) Off Guard (3) Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 822/1250 MP: 46/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Slime Loss (1) Shield (2) Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 232/500 MP: 12/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 357/700 MP: 199/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Shield (1) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige laughs as it flings bricks!

Mugsy takes 71 damage!

Slimesworth takes 38 damage!

Slimesworth takes 34 damage!

Slimesworth takes 45 damage!

Slimesworth takes 40 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 382/1111 MP: 74/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101 Meditation (4) Off Guard (2) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 665/1250 MP: 46/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Slime Loss (1) Shield (2) Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 161/500 MP: 36/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 357/700 MP: 199/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Shield (1) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is our next attacker!
Battle!

Mugsy donates some slime to Bugsy. Bugsy is healed!

James Paige	Status HP: 382/1111 MP: 74/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101 Meditation (4) Off Guard (2) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 665/1250 MP: 78/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Slime Loss (1) Shield (2) Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 61/500 MP: 27/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 482/700 MP: 199/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Shield (1) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Slimesworth respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 160 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 382/1111 MP: 74/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101 Meditation (4) Off Guard (2) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 625/1250 MP: 238/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Shield (1) Power Aura (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 61/500 MP: 27/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 482/700 MP: 218/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Shield (1) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Bugsy!
Battle!

Bugsy hits James Paige with the idiot stick.

James Paige takes 64 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 318/1111 MP: 94/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101 Meditation (4) Off Guard (2) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 625/1250 MP: 238/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Shield (1) Power Aura (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 61/500 MP: 27/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 482/700 MP: 178/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige builds momentum and charges toward Slimesworth at full speed!!
CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 88 damage!

Mugsy takes 138 damage! Mugsy limps off the battlefield!

Bugsy takes 137 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 318/1111 MP: 8/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101 Meditation (3) Off Guard (1) Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 537/1250 MP: 270/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Shield (1) Power Aura (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 345/700 MP: 178/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 95 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 223/1111 MP: 8/552 Str: 112 Agi: 110 Int: 101 Meditation (3) Off Guard (1) Roughed Up (4) Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 537/1250 MP: 174/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Power Aura (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 345/700 MP: 197/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy prepares to attack!
Battle!

Bugsy rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 92 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 131/1111 MP: 28/552 Str: 112 Agi: 44 Int: 101 Paralyzed (2) Meditation (3) Off Guard (1) Roughed Up (4) Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 537/1250 MP: 174/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Power Aura (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 345/700 MP: 153/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 101 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 98/1111 MP: 129/552 Str: 112 Agi: 44 Int: 101 Paralyzed (1) Meditation (2) Roughed Up (3) Stupefied (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 537/1250 MP: 206/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Power Aura (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 345/700 MP: 153/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimesworth springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 148 damage! James Paige surrenders!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 537/1250 MP: 166/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Power Aura (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 345/700 MP: 153/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth wins the battle!
Slimesworth wins 211 Slimebucks!