Battle #1128 (F): JamPai vs Slu

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #1128: James Paige vs Sludgehammer!

James Paige	Status HP: 1111/1111 MP: 50/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

First attacker is Sludgehammer. Slime will spill! Go!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 248 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/1111 MP: 71/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/1111 MP: 57/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! Sludgehammer is up.
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/1111 MP: 88/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 156 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/1111 MP: 244/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Sludgehammer!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 234 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 629/1111 MP: 275/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 61 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 629/1111 MP: 262/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 839/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and hammers Sludgehammer with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 349 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 629/1111 MP: 144/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 490/900 MP: 98/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 183 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 446/1111 MP: 175/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 490/900 MP: 32/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 240 damage! Sludgehammer drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 446/1111 MP: 109/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 250/900 MP: 52/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer advances!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 446/1111 MP: 109/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 250/900 MP: 172/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Off Guard (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Sludgehammer!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers James Paige with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 404 damage! James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 42/1111 MP: 140/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (6) Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 250/900 MP: 106/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and hammers Sludgehammer with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 298 damage! Sludgehammer drops its guard! Sludgehammer surrenders!

James Paige	Status HP: 42/1111 MP: 22/552 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (5) Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Paige wins the battle!
James Paige wins 156 Slimebucks!