Battle #1126 (F): Twi, SliTRI, SliGOL vs SirGoo

Twinconclusive hardens its body and hammers Sir Goowain with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 201 damage! Sir Goowain drops its guard!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 917/1578 MP: 11/347 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 90 Shield (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 167/2250 MP: 142/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (10) Off Guard (2) Slow Leak (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 50 damage! Twinconclusive bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 867/1578 MP: 29/347 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 90 Shield (1) Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 142/2250 MP: 89/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (9) Off Guard (1) Slow Leak (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive delivers a fierce one-two to Sir Goowain! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 125 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 827/1578 MP: 9/347 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 90 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 17/2250 MP: 130/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (9) Off Guard (1) Slow Leak (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 124 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 703/1578 MP: 9/347 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 90 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain faints! Twinconclusive's team wins the battle!
Twinconclusive wins 97 Slimebucks!
Slimebot TRICKSTER wins 130 Slimebucks!
Slimebot GOLEM wins 130 Slimebucks!