Battle #1126 (F): Twi, SliTRI, SliGOL vs SirGoo

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #1126: Twinconclusive, Slimebot GOLEM, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sir Goowain?

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1578/1578 MP: 50/347 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 90
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain gets the jump. Slime will spill! Go!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 53 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1578/1578 MP: 68/347 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 90
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 447/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Twinconclusive do next?
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 90 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1578/1578 MP: 158/347 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 90
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 447/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1578/1578 MP: 158/347 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 90
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 407/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. Slimebot TRICKSTER is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1578/1578 MP: 158/347 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 90
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 407/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3) Mirror Sheen (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Slimebot TRICKSTER at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 345 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1578/1578 MP: 176/347 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 90
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 62/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3) Mirror Sheen (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2190/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with Sir Goowain. FUMBLE!

Sir Goowain brushes off the attack and laughs!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1578/1578 MP: 157/347 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 90
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 62/500 MP: 53/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3) Mirror Sheen (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2190/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER splits in two and taps on Sir Goowain from both directions. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1578/1578 MP: 157/347 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 90
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 22/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2190/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (19) Off Guard (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Twinconclusive. Twinconclusive gets an energy boost!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1578/1578 MP: 232/347 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 90
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 22/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 2/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2190/2250 MP: 84/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (19) Off Guard (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain steps forward.
Battle!

Sir Goowain shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 54 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER is defeated!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1578/1578 MP: 250/347 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 90
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 2/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2180/2250 MP: 74/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (18) Off Guard (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Twinconclusive deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 258 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1578/1578 MP: 154/347 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 90
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 17/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1922/2250 MP: 74/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (18) Off Guard (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Slimebot GOLEM!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM is gathering energy. Slimebot GOLEM gains 112 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1578/1578 MP: 154/347 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 90
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 129/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1922/2250 MP: 115/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (18) Off Guard (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot GOLEM.

Slimebot GOLEM takes 43 damage! Slimebot GOLEM bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1578/1578 MP: 172/347 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 90
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 457/500 MP: 129/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1912/2250 MP: 62/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (17) Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive steps forward.
Battle!

Twinconclusive vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 102 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1578/1578 MP: 130/347 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 90
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 457/500 MP: 144/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1810/2250 MP: 62/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (17) Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Twinconclusive. A glow surrounds Slimebot GOLEM.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1578/1578 MP: 130/347 Str: 150 Agi: 160 Int: 110 Power Aura (5)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 417/500 MP: 111/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Slime Loss (3) Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1810/2250 MP: 103/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (17) Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!