Battle #1121 (F): Unc vs OMEMk.II

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #1121: Uncommon vs OMEGA Mk. II?

Uncommon	Status HP: 1161/1161 MP: 74/286 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. II	Status HP: 300/300 MP: 100/120 Str: 35 Agi: 45 Int: 45
Oath Rod Dope Bling

Uncommon goes first. Come out fighting!

Uncommon rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into OMEGA Mk. II.

OMEGA Mk. II takes 66 damage! OMEGA Mk. II feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1161/1161 MP: 30/286 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. II	Status HP: 234/300 MP: 109/120 Str: 35 Agi: 18 Int: 45 Paralyzed (2)
Oath Rod Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. II draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. II purges slimeself's effects. OMEGA Mk. II's Agi returns to normal.

Uncommon	Status HP: 1161/1161 MP: 58/286 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. II	Status HP: 234/300 MP: 104/120 Str: 35 Agi: 45 Int: 45
Oath Rod Dope Bling

Brace yourselves for Uncommon!
Battle!

Uncommon shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks OMEGA Mk. II in the forehead!

OMEGA Mk. II takes 124 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1161/1161 MP: 6/286 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. II	Status HP: 110/300 MP: 113/120 Str: 35 Agi: 45 Int: 45
Oath Rod Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. II is ready to fight!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. II closes its eyes and starts chanting. OMEGA Mk. II feels smarter!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1161/1161 MP: 34/286 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. II	Status HP: 110/300 MP: 105/120 Str: 35 Agi: 45 Int: 95 Meditation (8)
Oath Rod Dope Bling

Uncommon prepares to attack!
Battle!

Uncommon divides itself in two and rams into OMEGA Mk. II from both sides!

OMEGA Mk. II takes 74 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1161/1161 MP: 9/286 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. II	Status HP: 36/300 MP: 120/120 Str: 35 Agi: 45 Int: 95 Meditation (8)
Oath Rod Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. II draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. II fires a sharp needle at Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 12 damage! Uncommon starts leaking ooze!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1149/1161 MP: 37/286 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140 Slow Leak (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. II	Status HP: 36/300 MP: 102/120 Str: 35 Agi: 45 Int: 95 Meditation (7)
Oath Rod Dope Bling

Uncommon is just getting started!
Battle!

Uncommon develops fangs and takes a large bite out of OMEGA Mk. II! CRITICAL HIT!

OMEGA Mk. II takes 183 damage! Uncommon recovers some HP. OMEGA Mk. II falls!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1146/1161 MP: 3/286 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140 Slow Leak (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon wins the battle!
Uncommon wins 75 Slimebucks!