Battle #1102 (F): Hey Dirk, you working or what?

To arms! Ready yourselves for battle #1102: Twinconclusive vs Sludgehammer!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1576/1576 MP: 50/346 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 110
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

First strike goes to Sludgehammer. And... go!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Twinconclusive with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 580 damage! Twinconclusive drops its guard!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 996/1576 MP: 72/346 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 110 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 57 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 996/1576 MP: 97/346 Str: 300 Agi: 230 Int: 220 Doublesize (3) Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 843/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will Twinconclusive respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 220 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 996/1576 MP: 317/346 Str: 300 Agi: 230 Int: 220 Doublesize (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 843/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer steps forward.
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 996/1576 MP: 346/346 Str: 300 Agi: 230 Int: 220 Doublesize (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 843/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive steps forward.
Battle!

Twinconclusive passes sentence on Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 393 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 996/1576 MP: 226/346 Str: 300 Agi: 230 Int: 220 Doublesize (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 450/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is just getting started!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 231 damage! Twinconclusive drops its guard!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 765/1576 MP: 270/346 Str: 300 Agi: 230 Int: 220 Doublesize (1) Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 450/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive steps forward.
Battle!

Twinconclusive finds Sludgehammer worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 757 damage! Sludgehammer cries out in defeat!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 765/1576 MP: 54/346 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 110 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive wins the battle!
Twinconclusive wins 147 Slimebucks!