Battle #1089 (F): Asymetrical Superbattle

(+[]::)<GBA busts a move, doing a crazy dance and repeatedly slamming James Paige! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 45 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 5/1104 MP: 68/551 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 406/1570 MP: 54/688 Str: 124 Agi: 140 Int: 106 Diseased (9)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 324/1161 MP: 65/286 Str: 130 Agi: 125 Int: 140 Diseased (14)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 296/517 MP: 41/84 Str: 30 Agi: 40 Int: 35 Diseased (13)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive! Go!
Battle!

Twinconclusive shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Uncommon in the forehead!

Uncommon takes 115 damage! Uncommon loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 5/1104 MP: 68/551 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 396/1570 MP: 12/688 Str: 124 Agi: 140 Int: 106 Diseased (8)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 209/1161 MP: 90/286 Str: 130 Agi: 125 Int: 126 Diseased (14)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 296/517 MP: 41/84 Str: 30 Agi: 40 Int: 35 Diseased (13)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Uncommon is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Uncommon develops fangs and takes a large bite out of Twinconclusive! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 124 damage! Uncommon recovers some HP.

James Paige	Status HP: 5/1104 MP: 89/551 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 272/1570 MP: 12/688 Str: 124 Agi: 140 Int: 106 Diseased (8)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 279/1161 MP: 29/286 Str: 130 Agi: 125 Int: 126 Diseased (13)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 296/517 MP: 41/84 Str: 30 Agi: 40 Int: 35 Diseased (13)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige tears a structurally superfluous hole out of (+[]::)<GBA.

(+[]::)<GBA takes 47 damage! (+[]::)<GBA bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 5/1104 MP: 31/551 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 272/1570 MP: 12/688 Str: 124 Agi: 140 Int: 106 Diseased (8)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 279/1161 MP: 29/286 Str: 130 Agi: 125 Int: 126 Diseased (13)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 249/517 MP: 48/84 Str: 30 Agi: 40 Int: 35 Diseased (13) Slime Loss (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

(+[]::)<GBA is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

(+[]::)<GBA shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into James Paige!

James Paige takes 23 damage! James Paige cries out in defeat!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 272/1570 MP: 33/688 Str: 124 Agi: 140 Int: 106 Diseased (8)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 279/1161 MP: 29/286 Str: 130 Agi: 125 Int: 126 Diseased (13)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 199/517 MP: 33/84 Str: 30 Agi: 40 Int: 35 Diseased (12) Slime Loss (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive advances!
Battle!

Twinconclusive deftly slips behind Uncommon and stabs Uncommon in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Uncommon takes 300 damage! Uncommon has been eliminated!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 262/1570 MP: 11/688 Str: 124 Agi: 140 Int: 106 Diseased (7)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 199/517 MP: 40/84 Str: 30 Agi: 40 Int: 35 Diseased (12) Slime Loss (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

It's time for (+[]::)<GBA.
Battle!

(+[]::)<GBA shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 18 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 244/1570 MP: 32/688 Str: 124 Agi: 140 Int: 106 Diseased (7)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 149/517 MP: 25/84 Str: 30 Agi: 40 Int: 35 Diseased (11) Slime Loss (2)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive prepares to attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive rushes forward and stabs (+[]::)<GBA.

(+[]::)<GBA takes 34 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 234/1570 MP: 10/688 Str: 124 Agi: 140 Int: 106 Diseased (6)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 115/517 MP: 32/84 Str: 30 Agi: 40 Int: 35 Diseased (11) Slime Loss (2)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

It's time for (+[]::)<GBA.
Battle!

(+[]::)<GBA shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 17 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 217/1570 MP: 31/688 Str: 124 Agi: 140 Int: 106 Diseased (6)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 65/517 MP: 17/84 Str: 30 Agi: 40 Int: 35 Diseased (10) Slime Loss (1)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive delivers a quick one-two to (+[]::)<GBA.

(+[]::)<GBA takes 44 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 207/1570 MP: 21/688 Str: 124 Agi: 140 Int: 106 Diseased (5)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 21/517 MP: 24/84 Str: 30 Agi: 40 Int: 35 Diseased (10) Slime Loss (1)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

From the shadows, (+[]::)<GBA!
Battle!

(+[]::)<GBA busts a move, doing a crazy dance and repeatedly slamming Twinconclusive! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 38 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 169/1570 MP: 21/688 Str: 124 Agi: 140 Int: 106 Diseased (5)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

(+[]::)<GBA is defeated! Twinconclusive wins the battle!
Twinconclusive wins 428 Slimebucks!