Battle #1089 (F): Asymetrical Superbattle

James Paige deftly slips behind Twinconclusive and stabs Twinconclusive in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 163 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 435/1104 MP: 106/551 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (16) Meditation (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 445/552 MP: 70/275 Str: 67 Agi: 55 Int: 78 Meditation (5) Diseased (17)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1079/1570 MP: 80/688 Str: 93 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (4) Shield (6) Meditation (3) Diseased (15)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 774/1161 MP: 65/286 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (5) Stupefied (3) Paralyzed (3) Diseased (20)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 496/517 MP: 21/84 Str: 50 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Diseased (19) Power Aura (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 256/500 MP: 6/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3) Malaise (3) Shield (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 10/500 MP: 114/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Malaise (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive is ready to fight!
Battle!

Twinconclusive emits a particularly smelly cloud. Pardon me! James Paige becomes ill. James Clone becomes ill.

James Paige	Status HP: 435/1104 MP: 106/551 Str: 125 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (16) Meditation (4) Malaise (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 445/552 MP: 70/275 Str: 57 Agi: 55 Int: 78 Meditation (5) Diseased (17) Malaise (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1069/1570 MP: 32/688 Str: 93 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (3) Shield (5) Meditation (2) Diseased (14)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 774/1161 MP: 65/286 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (5) Stupefied (3) Paralyzed (3) Diseased (20)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 496/517 MP: 21/84 Str: 50 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Diseased (19) Power Aura (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 256/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3) Malaise (3) Shield (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 10/500 MP: 114/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Malaise (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM donates some slime to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is healed!

James Paige	Status HP: 435/1104 MP: 106/551 Str: 125 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (16) Meditation (4) Malaise (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 445/552 MP: 70/275 Str: 57 Agi: 55 Int: 78 Meditation (5) Diseased (17) Malaise (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1069/1570 MP: 32/688 Str: 93 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (3) Shield (5) Meditation (2) Diseased (14)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 774/1161 MP: 65/286 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (5) Stupefied (3) Paralyzed (3) Diseased (20)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 496/517 MP: 34/84 Str: 50 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Diseased (19) Power Aura (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 131/500 MP: 16/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2) Malaise (2) Shield (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 135/500 MP: 114/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Malaise (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

(+[]::)<GBA is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

(+[]::)<GBA busts a move, doing a crazy dance and repeatedly slamming Slimebot TRICKSTER! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 55 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 435/1104 MP: 106/551 Str: 125 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (16) Meditation (4) Malaise (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 445/552 MP: 70/275 Str: 57 Agi: 55 Int: 78 Meditation (5) Diseased (17) Malaise (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1069/1570 MP: 32/688 Str: 93 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (3) Shield (5) Meditation (2) Diseased (14)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 774/1161 MP: 85/286 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (5) Stupefied (3) Paralyzed (3) Diseased (20)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 486/517 MP: 19/84 Str: 50 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Diseased (18) Power Aura (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 131/500 MP: 16/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2) Malaise (2) Shield (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 80/500 MP: 114/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Malaise (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Uncommon!
Battle!

Uncommon shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot TRICKSTER in the forehead!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 73 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 435/1104 MP: 106/551 Str: 125 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (16) Meditation (4) Malaise (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 445/552 MP: 85/275 Str: 57 Agi: 55 Int: 78 Meditation (5) Diseased (17) Malaise (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1069/1570 MP: 32/688 Str: 93 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (3) Shield (5) Meditation (2) Diseased (14)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 764/1161 MP: 33/286 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (4) Stupefied (2) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 486/517 MP: 19/84 Str: 50 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Diseased (18) Power Aura (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 131/500 MP: 16/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2) Malaise (2) Shield (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 7/500 MP: 114/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Malaise (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Clone is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Clone rolls into a ball and barrels towards Uncommon!

Uncommon takes 63 damage!

(+[]::)<GBA takes 59 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 435/1104 MP: 106/551 Str: 125 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (16) Meditation (4) Malaise (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 410/552 MP: 37/275 Str: 57 Agi: 55 Int: 78 Meditation (4) Diseased (16) Malaise (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1069/1570 MP: 32/688 Str: 93 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (3) Shield (5) Meditation (2) Diseased (14)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 701/1161 MP: 33/286 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (4) Stupefied (2) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 427/517 MP: 19/84 Str: 50 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Diseased (18) Power Aura (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 131/500 MP: 16/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2) Malaise (2) Shield (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 7/500 MP: 133/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Malaise (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Slimebot TRICKSTER for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits (+[]::)<GBA with the idiot stick. FUMBLE!

(+[]::)<GBA takes 12 damage! (+[]::)<GBA loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 435/1104 MP: 137/551 Str: 125 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (16) Meditation (4) Malaise (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 410/552 MP: 37/275 Str: 57 Agi: 55 Int: 78 Meditation (4) Diseased (16) Malaise (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1069/1570 MP: 32/688 Str: 93 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (3) Shield (5) Meditation (2) Diseased (14)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 701/1161 MP: 33/286 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (4) Stupefied (2) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 415/517 MP: 19/84 Str: 50 Agi: 60 Int: 55 Diseased (18) Power Aura (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 131/500 MP: 16/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2) Malaise (2) Shield (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER submits! It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and hammers Twinconclusive with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 200 damage! Twinconclusive drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 400/1104 MP: 19/551 Str: 125 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (15) Meditation (3) Malaise (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 410/552 MP: 37/275 Str: 57 Agi: 55 Int: 78 Meditation (4) Diseased (16) Malaise (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 869/1570 MP: 53/688 Str: 93 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (3) Shield (5) Meditation (2) Diseased (14) Off Guard (2)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 701/1161 MP: 33/286 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (4) Stupefied (2) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 415/517 MP: 19/84 Str: 50 Agi: 60 Int: 55 Diseased (18) Power Aura (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 131/500 MP: 16/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2) Malaise (2) Shield (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Watch out! Twinconclusive is up.
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with James Paige.

James Paige takes 51 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 349/1104 MP: 19/551 Str: 125 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (15) Meditation (3) Malaise (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 410/552 MP: 37/275 Str: 57 Agi: 55 Int: 78 Meditation (4) Diseased (16) Malaise (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 859/1570 MP: 44/688 Str: 93 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (2) Shield (4) Meditation (1) Diseased (13) Off Guard (1)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 701/1161 MP: 33/286 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (4) Stupefied (2) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 415/517 MP: 19/84 Str: 50 Agi: 60 Int: 55 Diseased (18) Power Aura (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 131/500 MP: 35/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2) Malaise (2) Shield (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot GOLEM is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimebot GOLEM's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 349/1104 MP: 19/551 Str: 125 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (15) Meditation (3) Malaise (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 410/552 MP: 37/275 Str: 57 Agi: 55 Int: 78 Meditation (4) Diseased (16) Malaise (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 859/1570 MP: 44/688 Str: 93 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (2) Shield (4) Meditation (1) Diseased (13) Off Guard (1)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 701/1161 MP: 33/286 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (4) Stupefied (2) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 415/517 MP: 30/84 Str: 50 Agi: 60 Int: 55 Diseased (18) Power Aura (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 106/500 MP: 9/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (1) Malaise (1) Shield (3) Looking Sharp (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

(+[]::)<GBA is our next attacker!
Battle!

(+[]::)<GBA busts a move, doing a crazy dance and repeatedly slamming Slimebot GOLEM! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 31 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 349/1104 MP: 19/551 Str: 125 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (15) Meditation (3) Malaise (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 410/552 MP: 37/275 Str: 57 Agi: 55 Int: 78 Meditation (4) Diseased (16) Malaise (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 859/1570 MP: 44/688 Str: 93 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (2) Shield (4) Meditation (1) Diseased (13) Off Guard (1)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 701/1161 MP: 53/286 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (4) Stupefied (2) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 405/517 MP: 15/84 Str: 50 Agi: 60 Int: 55 Diseased (17) Power Aura (2)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 75/500 MP: 9/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (1) Malaise (1) Shield (3) Looking Sharp (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Uncommon prepares to attack!
Battle!

Uncommon rolls into a ball and barrels towards James Paige!

James Paige takes 55 damage!

James Clone takes 86 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 294/1104 MP: 19/551 Str: 125 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (15) Meditation (3) Malaise (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 324/552 MP: 52/275 Str: 57 Agi: 55 Int: 78 Meditation (4) Diseased (16) Malaise (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 859/1570 MP: 44/688 Str: 93 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (2) Shield (4) Meditation (1) Diseased (13) Off Guard (1)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 691/1161 MP: 5/286 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (3) Stupefied (1) Paralyzed (1) Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 405/517 MP: 15/84 Str: 50 Agi: 60 Int: 55 Diseased (17) Power Aura (2)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 75/500 MP: 9/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (1) Malaise (1) Shield (3) Looking Sharp (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

James Clone is just getting started!
Battle!

James Clone transfers power to James Paige. James Paige looks charged up!

James Paige	Status HP: 294/1104 MP: 175/551 Str: 125 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (15) Meditation (3) Malaise (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 289/552 MP: 18/275 Str: 57 Agi: 55 Int: 78 Meditation (3) Diseased (15) Malaise (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 859/1570 MP: 44/688 Str: 93 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (2) Shield (4) Meditation (1) Diseased (13) Off Guard (1)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 691/1161 MP: 5/286 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (3) Stupefied (1) Paralyzed (1) Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 405/517 MP: 15/84 Str: 50 Agi: 60 Int: 55 Diseased (17) Power Aura (2)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 75/500 MP: 9/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (1) Malaise (1) Shield (3) Looking Sharp (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!

James Paige laughs as it flings bricks!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 53 damage!

Uncommon takes 90 damage!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 53 damage! Slimebot GOLEM surrenders!

Twinconclusive takes 73 damage!

Uncommon takes 72 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 259/1104 MP: 93/551 Str: 125 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (14) Meditation (2) Malaise (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 289/552 MP: 18/275 Str: 57 Agi: 55 Int: 78 Meditation (3) Diseased (15) Malaise (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 786/1570 MP: 65/688 Str: 93 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (2) Shield (4) Meditation (1) Diseased (13) Off Guard (1)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 529/1161 MP: 5/286 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (3) Stupefied (1) Paralyzed (1) Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 405/517 MP: 15/84 Str: 50 Agi: 60 Int: 55 Diseased (17) Power Aura (2)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive steps forward.
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 52 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size!

James Paige	Status HP: 259/1104 MP: 93/551 Str: 125 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (14) Meditation (2) Malaise (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 289/552 MP: 18/275 Str: 57 Agi: 55 Int: 78 Meditation (3) Diseased (15) Malaise (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 776/1570 MP: 56/688 Str: 186 Agi: 210 Int: 160 Shrunk (1) Shield (3) Diseased (12) Doublesize (2)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 477/1161 MP: 5/286 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (3) Stupefied (1) Paralyzed (1) Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 405/517 MP: 26/84 Str: 50 Agi: 60 Int: 55 Diseased (17) Power Aura (2)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

How will (+[]::)<GBA respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!