Battle #1089 (F): Asymetrical Superbattle

lost.pebble bounds forward and tackles (+[]::)<GBA!

(+[]::)<GBA takes 11 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 920/1104 MP: 366/551 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (19) Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1324/1570 MP: 63/688 Str: 125 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Meditation (5) Diseased (17)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 952/1161 MP: 145/286 Str: 155 Agi: 145 Int: 104 Power Aura (7) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 506/517 MP: 25/84 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (6)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

lost.pebble	Status HP: 54/207 MP: 48/53 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Power Aura (4) Shield (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Pillowhat

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 24/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 332/500 MP: 80/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Shield (3) Power Aura (5) Slow Leak (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Uncommon is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Uncommon shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot TRICKSTER in the forehead!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 87 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 920/1104 MP: 366/551 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (19) Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1324/1570 MP: 91/688 Str: 125 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Meditation (5) Diseased (17)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 952/1161 MP: 93/286 Str: 155 Agi: 145 Int: 104 Power Aura (6) Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 506/517 MP: 25/84 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (6)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

lost.pebble	Status HP: 54/207 MP: 48/53 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Power Aura (4) Shield (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Pillowhat

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 24/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 245/500 MP: 80/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Shield (3) Power Aura (5) Slow Leak (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive prepares to attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive emits a particularly smelly cloud. Pardon me! lost.pebble becomes ill. Slimebot GOLEM becomes ill. Slimebot TRICKSTER becomes ill.

James Paige	Status HP: 920/1104 MP: 366/551 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (19) Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1314/1570 MP: 43/688 Str: 125 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Meditation (4) Diseased (16)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 952/1161 MP: 93/286 Str: 155 Agi: 145 Int: 104 Power Aura (6) Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 506/517 MP: 25/84 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (6)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

lost.pebble	Status HP: 54/207 MP: 48/53 Str: 40 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Power Aura (4) Shield (3) Malaise (5)
Three-Leafed Clover Pillowhat

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 24/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5) Malaise (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 245/500 MP: 99/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Shield (3) Power Aura (5) Slow Leak (2) Malaise (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plants a lightning rod into Uncommon and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Uncommon takes 117 damage! Uncommon feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 920/1104 MP: 397/551 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (19) Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1314/1570 MP: 43/688 Str: 125 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Meditation (4) Diseased (16)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 835/1161 MP: 93/286 Str: 155 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (6) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 506/517 MP: 25/84 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (6)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

lost.pebble	Status HP: 54/207 MP: 48/53 Str: 40 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Power Aura (4) Shield (3) Malaise (5)
Three-Leafed Clover Pillowhat

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 24/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5) Malaise (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 205/500 MP: 55/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Shield (2) Power Aura (4) Slow Leak (1) Malaise (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige laughs as it flings bricks!

Twinconclusive takes 62 damage!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 62 damage!

Uncommon takes 61 damage!

lost.pebble takes 52 damage!

lost.pebble takes 66 damage! lost.pebble surrenders!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 46 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 910/1104 MP: 315/551 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (18) Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1252/1570 MP: 43/688 Str: 125 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Meditation (4) Diseased (16)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 774/1161 MP: 93/286 Str: 155 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (6) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 506/517 MP: 25/84 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (6)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 338/500 MP: 43/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5) Malaise (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 159/500 MP: 55/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Shield (2) Power Aura (4) Slow Leak (1) Malaise (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto slimeself. Slimebot GOLEM is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 910/1104 MP: 315/551 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (18) Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1252/1570 MP: 43/688 Str: 125 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Meditation (4) Diseased (16)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 774/1161 MP: 93/286 Str: 155 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (6) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 506/517 MP: 38/84 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (6)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 313/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4) Malaise (4) Shield (6)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 159/500 MP: 55/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Shield (2) Power Aura (4) Slow Leak (1) Malaise (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

(+[]::)<GBA! Go!
Battle!

(+[]::)<GBA shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 20 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 910/1104 MP: 315/551 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (18) Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1252/1570 MP: 71/688 Str: 125 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Meditation (4) Diseased (16)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 774/1161 MP: 93/286 Str: 155 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (6) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 506/517 MP: 23/84 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (5)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 313/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4) Malaise (4) Shield (6)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 139/500 MP: 55/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Shield (2) Power Aura (4) Slow Leak (1) Malaise (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Twinconclusive respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Twinconclusive conjures a shield onto slimeself. Twinconclusive is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 910/1104 MP: 315/551 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (18) Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1242/1570 MP: 59/688 Str: 125 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Shield (6) Meditation (3) Diseased (15)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 774/1161 MP: 93/286 Str: 155 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (6) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 506/517 MP: 23/84 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (5)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 313/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4) Malaise (4) Shield (6)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 139/500 MP: 74/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Shield (2) Power Aura (4) Slow Leak (1) Malaise (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Slimebot TRICKSTER is up.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto (+[]::)<GBA. (+[]::)<GBA becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 910/1104 MP: 346/551 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (18) Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1242/1570 MP: 59/688 Str: 125 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Shield (6) Meditation (3) Diseased (15)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 774/1161 MP: 93/286 Str: 155 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (6) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 506/517 MP: 23/84 Str: 50 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Diseased (20) Power Aura (5)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 313/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4) Malaise (4) Shield (6)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 99/500 MP: 47/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Shield (1) Power Aura (3) Malaise (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige looks extremely uncomfortable. James Paige divides itself into two!

James Paige	Status HP: 445/1104 MP: 171/551 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (17) Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 455/552 MP: 85/275 Str: 67 Agi: 55 Int: 78 Meditation (6) Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1242/1570 MP: 59/688 Str: 125 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Shield (6) Meditation (3) Diseased (15)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 774/1161 MP: 93/286 Str: 155 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (6) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 506/517 MP: 23/84 Str: 50 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Diseased (20) Power Aura (5)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 313/500 MP: 40/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4) Malaise (4) Shield (6)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 99/500 MP: 47/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Shield (1) Power Aura (3) Malaise (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will Slimebot GOLEM do next?
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER gets an energy boost!

James Paige	Status HP: 445/1104 MP: 171/551 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (17) Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 455/552 MP: 85/275 Str: 67 Agi: 55 Int: 78 Meditation (6) Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1242/1570 MP: 59/688 Str: 125 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Shield (6) Meditation (3) Diseased (15)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 774/1161 MP: 93/286 Str: 155 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (6) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 506/517 MP: 36/84 Str: 50 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Diseased (20) Power Aura (5)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 288/500 MP: 6/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3) Malaise (3) Shield (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 99/500 MP: 122/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Shield (1) Power Aura (3) Malaise (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on (+[]::)<GBA for the next attack!
Battle!

(+[]::)<GBA shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 20 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 445/1104 MP: 171/551 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (17) Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 455/552 MP: 85/275 Str: 67 Agi: 55 Int: 78 Meditation (6) Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1242/1570 MP: 59/688 Str: 125 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Shield (6) Meditation (3) Diseased (15)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 774/1161 MP: 113/286 Str: 155 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (6) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 496/517 MP: 21/84 Str: 50 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Diseased (19) Power Aura (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 288/500 MP: 6/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3) Malaise (3) Shield (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 79/500 MP: 122/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Shield (1) Power Aura (3) Malaise (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Uncommon steps forward.
Battle!

Uncommon rolls into a ball and barrels towards Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 32 damage!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 44 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 445/1104 MP: 171/551 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (17) Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 455/552 MP: 100/275 Str: 67 Agi: 55 Int: 78 Meditation (6) Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1242/1570 MP: 59/688 Str: 125 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Shield (6) Meditation (3) Diseased (15)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 774/1161 MP: 65/286 Str: 155 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (5) Stupefied (3) Paralyzed (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 496/517 MP: 21/84 Str: 50 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Diseased (19) Power Aura (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 256/500 MP: 6/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3) Malaise (3) Shield (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 35/500 MP: 122/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Shield (1) Power Aura (3) Malaise (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, James Clone!
Battle!

James Clone fires a strange ray at Twinconclusive. Twinconclusive looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 445/1104 MP: 171/551 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (17) Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 445/552 MP: 70/275 Str: 67 Agi: 55 Int: 78 Meditation (5) Diseased (17)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1242/1570 MP: 59/688 Str: 93 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (4) Shield (6) Meditation (3) Diseased (15)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 774/1161 MP: 65/286 Str: 155 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (5) Stupefied (3) Paralyzed (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 496/517 MP: 21/84 Str: 50 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Diseased (19) Power Aura (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 256/500 MP: 6/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3) Malaise (3) Shield (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 35/500 MP: 141/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Shield (1) Power Aura (3) Malaise (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Uncommon. Uncommon becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 445/1104 MP: 202/551 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Diseased (17) Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 445/552 MP: 70/275 Str: 67 Agi: 55 Int: 78 Meditation (5) Diseased (17)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1242/1570 MP: 59/688 Str: 93 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (4) Shield (6) Meditation (3) Diseased (15)
Slimehold Gavel Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 774/1161 MP: 65/286 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 104 Power Aura (5) Stupefied (3) Paralyzed (3) Diseased (20)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 496/517 MP: 21/84 Str: 50 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Diseased (19) Power Aura (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 256/500 MP: 6/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3) Malaise (3) Shield (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 10/500 MP: 114/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Malaise (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!