Battle #1092 (F): James vs 8bit's (smaller) Bot Army

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #1092: James Paige vs Slimebot TRICKSTER, 8bit, Slimebot GOLEM!

James Paige	Status HP: 1104/1104 MP: 67/551 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 331/331 MP: 50/66 Str: 32 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

First strike goes to James Paige. Have at it!

James Paige tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 53 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1104/1104 MP: 9/551 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 331/331 MP: 50/66 Str: 32 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 447/540 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER advances!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER bashes James Paige over the head with the idiot stick. (James Paige had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 162 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 942/1104 MP: 9/551 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 331/331 MP: 50/66 Str: 32 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 407/540 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM donates some slime to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is healed!

James Paige	Status HP: 942/1104 MP: 9/551 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 331/331 MP: 56/66 Str: 32 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 56/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 532/540 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

8bit is our next attacker!
Battle!

8bit bounds forward and tackles James Paige! FUMBLE!

James Paige bounces away, unharmed.

James Paige	Status HP: 942/1104 MP: 9/551 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 331/331 MP: 51/66 Str: 32 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 56/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 532/540 MP: 40/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 942/1104 MP: 22/551 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 68 Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 331/331 MP: 51/66 Str: 32 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 56/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 492/540 MP: 6/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige purges slimeself's effects. James Paige's Int returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 942/1104 MP: 17/551 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 104
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 331/331 MP: 51/66 Str: 32 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 71/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 492/540 MP: 6/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. Slimebot TRICKSTER is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 942/1104 MP: 17/551 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 104
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 331/331 MP: 57/66 Str: 32 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 27/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 492/540 MP: 6/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Mirror Sheen (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

8bit is ready to fight!
Battle!

8bit bounds forward and tackles James Paige!

8bit grimaces. The attack did nothing!

James Paige	Status HP: 942/1104 MP: 17/551 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 104
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 331/331 MP: 52/66 Str: 32 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 27/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 492/540 MP: 21/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Mirror Sheen (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will Slimebot TRICKSTER do next?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER jabs James Paige with a straw.

James Paige takes 34 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 908/1104 MP: 37/551 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 104
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 331/331 MP: 52/66 Str: 32 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 27/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 452/540 MP: 1/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1) Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 104 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 908/1104 MP: 141/551 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 104
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 331/331 MP: 52/66 Str: 32 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 42/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 452/540 MP: 1/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1) Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover 8bit's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 908/1104 MP: 141/551 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 104
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 331/331 MP: 58/66 Str: 32 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Looking Sharp (5)
Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 16/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 452/540 MP: 1/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1) Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

8bit is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

8bit bounds forward and tackles James Paige!

James Paige brushes off the attack and laughs!

James Paige	Status HP: 908/1104 MP: 141/551 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 104
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 331/331 MP: 53/66 Str: 32 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Looking Sharp (4)
Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 16/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 452/540 MP: 16/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1) Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 908/1104 MP: 161/551 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 104
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 331/331 MP: 53/66 Str: 32 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Looking Sharp (4)
Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 16/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 412/500 MP: 91/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige advances!
Battle!

James Paige rolls into a ball and barrels towards Slimebot TRICKSTER!

8bit takes 70 damage!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 68 damage!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 93 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 908/1104 MP: 113/551 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 104
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 261/331 MP: 53/66 Str: 32 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Looking Sharp (4)
Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 332/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 319/500 MP: 91/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Slimebot GOLEM.
Battle!