Battle #1062 (F): What, What, in the BOT

The gauntlet has been thrown and the slimes are assembled for battle #1062: Spoonweaver, Slimebot GOLEM vs James Paige, Slimebot CUSTOM vs Surlaw, Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1576/1576 MP: 50/352 Str: 131 Agi: 112 Int: 102
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

James Paige	Status HP: 1094/1094 MP: 50/548 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Thief's Glove Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1127/1127 MP: 72/343 Str: 147 Agi: 130 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

First up is Surlaw. Let it begin!

Surlaw is gathering energy. Surlaw gains 116 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1576/1576 MP: 50/352 Str: 131 Agi: 112 Int: 102
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

James Paige	Status HP: 1094/1094 MP: 50/548 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Thief's Glove Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1127/1127 MP: 188/343 Str: 147 Agi: 130 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into James Paige and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 24 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping James Paige's MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1576/1576 MP: 70/352 Str: 131 Agi: 112 Int: 102
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

James Paige	Status HP: 1070/1094 MP: 50/548 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106 Sapped (4)
Thief's Glove Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1127/1127 MP: 188/343 Str: 147 Agi: 130 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Spoonweaver emits a particularly smelly cloud. Pardon me! Surlaw becomes ill. Slimebot TRICKSTER becomes ill.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1576/1576 MP: -34/352 Str: 131 Agi: 112 Int: 102
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

James Paige	Status HP: 1070/1094 MP: 71/548 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106 Sapped (4)
Thief's Glove Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1127/1127 MP: 188/343 Str: 137 Agi: 130 Int: 116 Malaise (5)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 40 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Malaise (5) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 106 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1576/1576 MP: -34/352 Str: 131 Agi: 112 Int: 102
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

James Paige	Status HP: 1070/1094 MP: 165/548 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106 Sapped (3)
Thief's Glove Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1127/1127 MP: 188/343 Str: 137 Agi: 130 Int: 116 Malaise (5)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 40 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Malaise (5) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Spoonweaver's body!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1576/1576 MP: -34/352 Str: 131 Agi: 112 Int: 102 Looking Sharp (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 61/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

James Paige	Status HP: 1070/1094 MP: 165/548 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106 Sapped (3)
Thief's Glove Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1127/1127 MP: 188/343 Str: 137 Agi: 130 Int: 116 Malaise (5)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 40 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Malaise (5) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Slimebot CUSTOM.
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM conjures a shield onto James Paige. James Paige is covered with a metallic sheen.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1576/1576 MP: -34/352 Str: 131 Agi: 112 Int: 102 Looking Sharp (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 39/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

James Paige	Status HP: 1070/1094 MP: 165/548 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106 Sapped (3) Shield (6)
Thief's Glove Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1127/1127 MP: 211/343 Str: 137 Agi: 130 Int: 116 Malaise (5)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 40 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Malaise (5) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Surlaw is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Surlaw madly pitches bricks at its opponents!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 107 damage!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 123 damage!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 143 damage!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 126 damage!

James Paige takes 86 damage!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 107 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1576/1576 MP: -34/352 Str: 131 Agi: 112 Int: 102 Looking Sharp (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 17/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 277/400 MP: 39/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

James Paige	Status HP: 984/1094 MP: 165/548 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106 Sapped (3) Shield (6)
Thief's Glove Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1102/1127 MP: 129/343 Str: 137 Agi: 130 Int: 116 Malaise (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 60/250 Str: 40 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Malaise (5) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Slimebot CUSTOM from behind. Slimebot CUSTOM drops its guard!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1576/1576 MP: -14/352 Str: 131 Agi: 112 Int: 102 Looking Sharp (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 17/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 277/400 MP: 39/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Off Guard (4) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

James Paige	Status HP: 984/1094 MP: 165/548 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106 Sapped (3) Shield (6)
Thief's Glove Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1102/1127 MP: 129/343 Str: 137 Agi: 130 Int: 116 Malaise (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 475/500 MP: 44/250 Str: 40 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Malaise (4) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 102 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1576/1576 MP: 102/352 Str: 131 Agi: 112 Int: 102 Looking Sharp (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 17/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 277/400 MP: 39/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Off Guard (4) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

James Paige	Status HP: 984/1094 MP: 186/548 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106 Sapped (3) Shield (6)
Thief's Glove Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1102/1127 MP: 129/343 Str: 137 Agi: 130 Int: 116 Malaise (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 475/500 MP: 44/250 Str: 40 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Malaise (4) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige distracts Spoonweaver and swipes its Assassin\'s Dirk!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1576/1576 MP: 102/352 Str: 131 Agi: 112 Int: 102 Looking Sharp (4)
Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 17/500 MP: 54/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 277/400 MP: 39/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Off Guard (4) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

James Paige	Status HP: 984/1094 MP: 74/548 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106 Sapped (2) Shield (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1102/1127 MP: 129/343 Str: 137 Agi: 130 Int: 116 Malaise (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 475/500 MP: 44/250 Str: 40 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Malaise (4) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Slimebot GOLEM is up.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto Spoonweaver. Spoonweaver is covered with a metallic sheen.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1576/1576 MP: 102/352 Str: 131 Agi: 112 Int: 102 Looking Sharp (4) Shield (6)
Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 17/500 MP: 32/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 277/400 MP: 49/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Off Guard (4) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

James Paige	Status HP: 984/1094 MP: 74/548 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106 Sapped (2) Shield (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1102/1127 MP: 129/343 Str: 137 Agi: 130 Int: 116 Malaise (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 475/500 MP: 44/250 Str: 40 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Malaise (4) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Slimebot CUSTOM.
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER becomes violently ill!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1576/1576 MP: 102/352 Str: 131 Agi: 112 Int: 102 Looking Sharp (4) Shield (6)
Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 17/500 MP: 32/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 285/400 MP: 22/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Off Guard (3) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

James Paige	Status HP: 984/1094 MP: 74/548 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106 Sapped (2) Shield (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1102/1127 MP: 152/343 Str: 137 Agi: 130 Int: 116 Malaise (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 475/500 MP: 44/250 Str: 35 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Malaise (4) Sapping (3) Diseased (20)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Surlaw is up.
Battle!

Surlaw laughs as it flings bricks!

Spoonweaver takes 58 damage!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 103 damage!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 98 damage!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 74 damage! Slimebot GOLEM faints!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1518/1576 MP: 102/352 Str: 131 Agi: 112 Int: 102 Looking Sharp (4) Shield (6)
Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 84/400 MP: 22/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Off Guard (3) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

James Paige	Status HP: 984/1094 MP: 74/548 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106 Sapped (2) Shield (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1077/1127 MP: 70/343 Str: 137 Agi: 130 Int: 116 Malaise (3)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 475/500 MP: 59/250 Str: 35 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Malaise (4) Sapping (3) Diseased (20)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1518/1576 MP: 122/352 Str: 131 Agi: 112 Int: 102 Looking Sharp (4) Shield (6)
Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 84/400 MP: 22/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Off Guard (3) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

James Paige	Status HP: 984/1094 MP: 74/548 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 68 Sapped (2) Shield (5) Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1077/1127 MP: 70/343 Str: 137 Agi: 130 Int: 116 Malaise (3)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 440/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 35 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Malaise (3) Sapping (2) Diseased (19)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Spoonweaver!
Battle!