Battle #1085 (F): Spo, SliGOL, SliTRI vs SirGoo

Now is the time! Prepare yourselves for battle #1085: Spoonweaver, Slimebot GOLEM, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sir Goowain!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1826/1826 MP: 50/352 Str: 116 Agi: 97 Int: 87
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Priority goes to Sir Goowain. Combatants ready? Then fight!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds Slimebot TRICKSTER! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 153 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1826/1826 MP: 50/352 Str: 116 Agi: 97 Int: 87
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 347/540 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (7)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Slimebot TRICKSTER respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Sir Goowain from behind. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1826/1826 MP: 67/352 Str: 116 Agi: 97 Int: 87
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 307/540 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is our next attacker!
Battle!

Spoonweaver sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Spoonweaver. A glow surrounds Slimebot GOLEM. A glow surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1826/1826 MP: 34/352 Str: 136 Agi: 117 Int: 107 Power Aura (5)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 69/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 307/540 MP: 37/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Slime Loss (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto Spoonweaver. Spoonweaver is covered with a metallic sheen.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1826/1826 MP: 34/352 Str: 136 Agi: 117 Int: 107 Shield (6) Power Aura (5)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 47/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 307/540 MP: 37/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Slime Loss (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 169 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1826/1826 MP: 34/352 Str: 136 Agi: 117 Int: 107 Shield (6) Power Aura (5)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 47/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 138/540 MP: 56/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Slime Loss (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1826/1826 MP: 55/352 Str: 136 Agi: 117 Int: 107 Shield (6) Power Aura (5)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 47/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 98/540 MP: 22/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (6) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is ready to fight!
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 107 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1826/1826 MP: 162/352 Str: 136 Agi: 117 Int: 107 Shield (5) Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 66/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 98/540 MP: 22/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (6) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Spoonweaver's body!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1826/1826 MP: 162/352 Str: 136 Agi: 117 Int: 107 Shield (5) Looking Sharp (5) Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 40/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 98/540 MP: 22/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 69/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (6) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Slimebot TRICKSTER at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 309 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack! Slimebot TRICKSTER surrenders!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1826/1826 MP: 183/352 Str: 136 Agi: 117 Int: 107 Shield (5) Looking Sharp (5) Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 40/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 34/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (5) Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Spoonweaver for the next attack!
Battle!

Spoonweaver laughs as it flings bricks! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 168 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 159 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 160 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 182 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 176 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1826/1826 MP: 101/352 Str: 136 Agi: 117 Int: 107 Shield (4) Looking Sharp (4) Power Aura (3)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 59/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1355/2250 MP: 34/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (5) Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. Spoonweaver is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1826/1826 MP: 101/352 Str: 136 Agi: 117 Int: 107 Shield (4) Looking Sharp (4) Mirror Sheen (6) Power Aura (3)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 15/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1355/2250 MP: 60/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (5) Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain steps forward.
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot GOLEM.

Slimebot GOLEM takes 42 damage! Slimebot GOLEM bleeds slime!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1826/1826 MP: 122/352 Str: 136 Agi: 117 Int: 107 Shield (4) Looking Sharp (4) Mirror Sheen (6) Power Aura (3)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 458/540 MP: 15/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Slime Loss (4) Power Aura (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1355/2250 MP: 7/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (4) Off Guard (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Spoonweaver.
Battle!

Spoonweaver laughs as it flings bricks!

Sir Goowain takes 98 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 105 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 100 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1826/1826 MP: 40/352 Str: 136 Agi: 117 Int: 107 Shield (3) Looking Sharp (3) Mirror Sheen (5) Power Aura (2)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 458/540 MP: 34/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Slime Loss (4) Power Aura (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1052/2250 MP: 7/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (4) Off Guard (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimebot GOLEM's body!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1826/1826 MP: 40/352 Str: 136 Agi: 117 Int: 107 Shield (3) Looking Sharp (3) Mirror Sheen (5) Power Aura (2)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 418/540 MP: 8/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Looking Sharp (5) Slime Loss (3) Power Aura (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1052/2250 MP: 33/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (4) Off Guard (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Sir Goowain do next?
Battle!