Battle #1061 (F): and theeeen?!

Spoonweaver divides itself in two and rams into Slimebot TRICKSTER from both sides!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 53 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 790/1460 MP: 0/348 Str: 126 Agi: 105 Int: 59 Stupefied (3) Diseased (28) Off Guard (5) Slow Leak (2) Sapped (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 378/511 MP: 60/81 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (5) Shield (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 298/400 MP: 20/150 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Sapping (3) Regeneration (∞) Power Aura (5)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 382/500 MP: 153/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 285/500 MP: 92/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Looking Sharp (1) Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Spoonweaver with the idiot stick. FUMBLE!

Spoonweaver takes 21 damage! Spoonweaver loses a few brain cells!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 769/1460 MP: 9/348 Str: 126 Agi: 105 Int: 49 Stupefied (3) Diseased (28) Off Guard (5) Slow Leak (2) Sapped (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 378/511 MP: 60/81 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (5) Shield (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 298/400 MP: 20/150 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Sapping (3) Regeneration (∞) Power Aura (5)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 382/500 MP: 153/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 285/500 MP: 52/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is just getting started!
Battle!

Spoonweaver purges slimeself's effects. Spoonweaver's Int returns to normal.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 744/1460 MP: 0/348 Str: 126 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (28) Off Guard (5) Slow Leak (2) Sapped (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 378/511 MP: 60/81 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (5) Shield (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 298/400 MP: 20/150 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Sapping (3) Regeneration (∞) Power Aura (5)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 382/500 MP: 172/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 285/500 MP: 52/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM advances!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. Slimebot CUSTOM is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 744/1460 MP: 0/348 Str: 126 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (28) Off Guard (5) Slow Leak (2) Sapped (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 378/511 MP: 60/81 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (5) Shield (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 298/400 MP: 34/150 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Sapping (3) Regeneration (∞) Mirror Sheen (6) Power Aura (5)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 382/500 MP: 128/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 285/500 MP: 52/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM is ready to fight!
Battle!

Spoonweaver sucker-punches the idling Slimebot CUSTOM!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 744/1460 MP: 0/348 Str: 126 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (28) Off Guard (5) Slow Leak (2) Sapped (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 378/511 MP: 73/81 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (5) Shield (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 382/500 MP: 128/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 285/500 MP: 52/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

(+[]::)<GBA draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

(+[]::)<GBA busts a move, doing a crazy dance and repeatedly slamming Spoonweaver! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 84 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 660/1460 MP: 0/348 Str: 126 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (28) Off Guard (5) Slow Leak (2) Sapped (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 378/511 MP: 58/81 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (4) Shield (2)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 382/500 MP: 128/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 285/500 MP: 71/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER bashes Spoonweaver over the head with the idiot stick. (Spoonweaver had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 243 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 417/1460 MP: 15/348 Str: 126 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (28) Off Guard (5) Slow Leak (2) Sapped (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 378/511 MP: 58/81 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (4) Shield (2)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 382/500 MP: 128/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 285/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Spoonweaver respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 75 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 392/1460 MP: 78/348 Str: 126 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (27) Off Guard (4) Slow Leak (1) Sapped (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 378/511 MP: 58/81 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (4) Shield (2)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 382/500 MP: 147/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 285/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER gets an energy boost!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 392/1460 MP: 78/348 Str: 126 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (27) Off Guard (4) Slow Leak (1) Sapped (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 378/511 MP: 71/81 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (4) Shield (2)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 382/500 MP: 113/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 285/500 MP: 106/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on (+[]::)<GBA for the next attack!
Battle!

(+[]::)<GBA shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 49 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 343/1460 MP: 78/348 Str: 126 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (27) Off Guard (4) Slow Leak (1) Sapped (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 378/511 MP: 56/81 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (3) Shield (1)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 382/500 MP: 113/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 285/500 MP: 125/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Spoonweaver an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Spoonweaver's mind.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 343/1460 MP: 87/348 Str: 126 Agi: 105 Int: 48 Diseased (27) Off Guard (4) Slow Leak (1) Sapped (3) Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 378/511 MP: 56/81 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (3) Shield (1)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 382/500 MP: 113/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 285/500 MP: 91/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Spoonweaver hardens its body and smashes into (+[]::)<GBA.

(+[]::)<GBA takes 100 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 318/1460 MP: 9/348 Str: 126 Agi: 105 Int: 48 Diseased (26) Off Guard (3) Sapped (2) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 278/511 MP: 56/81 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (3) Shield (1)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 382/500 MP: 132/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 285/500 MP: 91/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Slimebot GOLEM!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. (+[]::)<GBA is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 318/1460 MP: 9/348 Str: 126 Agi: 105 Int: 48 Diseased (26) Off Guard (3) Sapped (2) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 278/511 MP: 69/81 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (3) Shield (1) Mirror Sheen (6)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 382/500 MP: 88/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 285/500 MP: 91/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

(+[]::)<GBA is our next attacker!
Battle!

(+[]::)<GBA shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Spoonweaver! FUMBLE!

Spoonweaver simply laughs at the attempt!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 318/1460 MP: 9/348 Str: 126 Agi: 105 Int: 48 Diseased (26) Off Guard (3) Sapped (2) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 278/511 MP: 54/81 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (2) Mirror Sheen (5)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 382/500 MP: 88/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 285/500 MP: 110/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 64 damage! Spoonweaver feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 254/1460 MP: 9/348 Str: 126 Agi: 42 Int: 48 Paralyzed (2) Diseased (26) Off Guard (3) Sapped (2) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 278/511 MP: 54/81 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (2) Mirror Sheen (5)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 382/500 MP: 107/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 285/500 MP: 66/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!