Battle #1060 (F): and theeeen?!

Slimebot GOLEM sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Slimebot GOLEM. A glow surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 632/1460 MP: 34/348 Str: 125 Agi: 105 Int: 39 Slow Leak (1) Diseased (16) Sapped (1) Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 242/500 MP: 106/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 231/500 MP: 112/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (4) Shield (3) Power Aura (5) Looking Sharp (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plants a lightning rod into Spoonweaver and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 121 damage! Spoonweaver feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 511/1460 MP: 34/348 Str: 125 Agi: 42 Int: 39 Paralyzed (4) Slow Leak (1) Diseased (16) Sapped (1) Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 242/500 MP: 125/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 231/500 MP: 68/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (3) Shield (2) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER looks charged up!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 511/1460 MP: 41/348 Str: 125 Agi: 42 Int: 39 Paralyzed (4) Slow Leak (1) Diseased (16) Sapped (1) Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 242/500 MP: 91/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 231/500 MP: 193/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (3) Shield (2) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver steps forward.
Battle!

Spoonweaver divides itself in two and rams into Slimebot TRICKSTER from both sides!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 37 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 486/1460 MP: 4/348 Str: 125 Agi: 42 Int: 39 Paralyzed (3) Diseased (15) Stupefied (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 242/500 MP: 91/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 194/500 MP: 212/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (3) Shield (2) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into Spoonweaver and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 31 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping Spoonweaver's MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 455/1460 MP: 4/348 Str: 125 Agi: 42 Int: 39 Paralyzed (3) Sapped (4) Diseased (15) Stupefied (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 242/500 MP: 110/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 194/500 MP: 192/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (2) Shield (1) Power Aura (3) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM donates some slime to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is healed!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 455/1460 MP: 11/348 Str: 125 Agi: 42 Int: 39 Paralyzed (3) Sapped (4) Diseased (15) Stupefied (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 142/500 MP: 101/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 319/500 MP: 192/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (2) Shield (1) Power Aura (3) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 39 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 445/1460 MP: 38/348 Str: 125 Agi: 42 Int: 39 Paralyzed (2) Sapped (3) Diseased (14) Stupefied (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 142/500 MP: 101/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 319/500 MP: 211/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (2) Shield (1) Power Aura (3) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Spoonweaver from behind. Spoonweaver drops its guard!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 445/1460 MP: 38/348 Str: 125 Agi: 42 Int: 39 Paralyzed (2) Sapped (3) Off Guard (4) Diseased (14) Stupefied (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 142/500 MP: 120/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 319/500 MP: 195/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (1) Power Aura (2) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is covered with a metallic sheen.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 445/1460 MP: 45/348 Str: 125 Agi: 42 Int: 39 Paralyzed (2) Sapped (3) Off Guard (4) Diseased (14) Stupefied (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 142/500 MP: 98/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 319/500 MP: 195/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (1) Shield (6) Power Aura (2) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Spoonweaver divides itself in two and rams into Slimebot GOLEM from both sides!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 51 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 435/1460 MP: 8/348 Str: 125 Agi: 42 Int: 39 Paralyzed (1) Sapped (2) Off Guard (3) Diseased (13) Stupefied (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 91/500 MP: 98/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 319/500 MP: 214/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (1) Shield (6) Power Aura (2) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Spoonweaver with the idiot stick.

Spoonweaver takes 72 damage! Spoonweaver loses a few brain cells!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 363/1460 MP: 8/348 Str: 125 Agi: 42 Int: 29 Paralyzed (1) Sapped (2) Off Guard (3) Diseased (13) Stupefied (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 91/500 MP: 117/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 319/500 MP: 186/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Shield (5) Power Aura (1) Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. Slimebot TRICKSTER is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 363/1460 MP: 13/348 Str: 125 Agi: 42 Int: 29 Paralyzed (1) Sapped (2) Off Guard (3) Diseased (13) Stupefied (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 91/500 MP: 73/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (1)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 319/500 MP: 186/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (6) Shield (5) Power Aura (1) Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is our next attacker!
Battle!

Spoonweaver charges its energy to the MAX, then rushes towards Slimebot TRICKSTER! But Spoonweaver stumbles and releases the energy prematurely! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 111 damage! Spoonweaver is unable to defend the blow! Spoonweaver collapses!

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 91/500 MP: 73/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (1)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 208/500 MP: 186/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (6) Shield (5) Power Aura (1) Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM's team wins the battle!
(+[]::)<GBA wins 55 Slimebucks!
Slimebot CUSTOM wins 50 Slimebucks!
Slimebot GOLEM wins 42 Slimebucks!
Slimebot TRICKSTER wins 42 Slimebucks!