Battle #1060 (F): and theeeen?!

Spoonweaver sucker-punches the idling (+[]::)<GBA!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 891/1460 MP: 50/348 Str: 130 Agi: 106 Int: 39 Stupefied (5) Slow Leak (5) Sapped (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 242/500 MP: 170/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 434/500 MP: 115/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Spoonweaver. Spoonweaver becomes violently ill!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 891/1460 MP: 57/348 Str: 125 Agi: 106 Int: 39 Stupefied (5) Slow Leak (5) Diseased (20) Sapped (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 242/500 MP: 170/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 434/500 MP: 88/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is our next attacker!
Battle!

Spoonweaver splits into four and slams into Slimebot TRICKSTER from every direction!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 150 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 866/1460 MP: 0/348 Str: 125 Agi: 106 Int: 39 Stupefied (4) Slow Leak (4) Diseased (19) Sapped (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 242/500 MP: 189/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 284/500 MP: 88/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Slimebot GOLEM.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimebot TRICKSTER's body!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 866/1460 MP: 0/348 Str: 125 Agi: 106 Int: 39 Stupefied (4) Slow Leak (4) Diseased (19) Sapped (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 242/500 MP: 163/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 284/500 MP: 107/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Looking Sharp (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Spoonweaver with the idiot stick.

Spoonweaver takes 67 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 799/1460 MP: 7/348 Str: 125 Agi: 106 Int: 39 Stupefied (4) Slow Leak (4) Diseased (19) Sapped (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 242/500 MP: 163/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 284/500 MP: 67/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Spoonweaver for the next attack!
Battle!

Spoonweaver purges slimeself's effects. Spoonweaver's Int returns to normal.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 774/1460 MP: 0/348 Str: 125 Agi: 106 Int: 60 Slow Leak (4) Diseased (19) Sapped (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 242/500 MP: 182/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 284/500 MP: 67/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is covered with a metallic sheen.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 774/1460 MP: 0/348 Str: 125 Agi: 106 Int: 60 Slow Leak (4) Diseased (19) Sapped (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 242/500 MP: 160/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 284/500 MP: 86/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Shield (6) Power Aura (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 67 damage! Spoonweaver feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 707/1460 MP: 0/348 Str: 125 Agi: 42 Int: 60 Paralyzed (2) Slow Leak (4) Diseased (19) Sapped (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 242/500 MP: 179/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 284/500 MP: 42/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Shield (5) Power Aura (2) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Slimebot GOLEM!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. Slimebot TRICKSTER is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 707/1460 MP: 12/348 Str: 125 Agi: 42 Int: 60 Paralyzed (2) Slow Leak (4) Diseased (19) Sapped (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 242/500 MP: 135/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 284/500 MP: 42/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (6) Shield (5) Power Aura (2) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is ready to fight!
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 60 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 682/1460 MP: 60/348 Str: 125 Agi: 42 Int: 60 Paralyzed (1) Slow Leak (3) Diseased (18) Sapped (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 242/500 MP: 135/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 284/500 MP: 61/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (6) Shield (5) Power Aura (2) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Spoonweaver an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Spoonweaver's mind.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 682/1460 MP: 60/348 Str: 125 Agi: 42 Int: 39 Paralyzed (1) Slow Leak (3) Diseased (18) Sapped (3) Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 242/500 MP: 154/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 284/500 MP: 27/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (5) Shield (4) Power Aura (1) Looking Sharp (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER gets an energy boost!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 682/1460 MP: 67/348 Str: 125 Agi: 42 Int: 39 Paralyzed (1) Slow Leak (3) Diseased (18) Sapped (3) Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 242/500 MP: 120/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (1)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 284/500 MP: 102/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (5) Shield (4) Power Aura (1) Looking Sharp (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Spoonweaver respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Spoonweaver hardens its body and smashes into Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 53 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 657/1460 MP: 0/348 Str: 125 Agi: 105 Int: 39 Slow Leak (2) Diseased (17) Sapped (2) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 242/500 MP: 120/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (1)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 231/500 MP: 121/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (5) Shield (4) Power Aura (1) Looking Sharp (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Spoonweaver from behind.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 657/1460 MP: 7/348 Str: 125 Agi: 105 Int: 39 Slow Leak (2) Diseased (17) Sapped (2) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 242/500 MP: 120/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (1)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 231/500 MP: 93/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (4) Shield (3) Looking Sharp (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Spoonweaver.
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 39 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 632/1460 MP: 34/348 Str: 125 Agi: 105 Int: 39 Slow Leak (1) Diseased (16) Sapped (1) Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 242/500 MP: 139/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (1)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 231/500 MP: 93/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (4) Shield (3) Looking Sharp (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Slimebot GOLEM!
Battle!