Battle #1059 (F): and theeeen?!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Spoonweaver an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Spoonweaver's mind.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 691/1460 MP: 13/348 Str: 125 Agi: 104 Int: 40 Diseased (15) Slow Leak (1) Sapped (6) Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 186/500 MP: 111/250 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞) Malaise (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 126/500 MP: 216/250 Str: 40 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Malaise (3) Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 40 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 666/1460 MP: 41/348 Str: 125 Agi: 104 Int: 40 Diseased (14) Sapped (5) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 186/500 MP: 126/250 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞) Malaise (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 126/500 MP: 216/250 Str: 40 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Malaise (3) Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Slimebot GOLEM. A glow surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 666/1460 MP: 41/348 Str: 125 Agi: 104 Int: 40 Diseased (14) Sapped (5) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 161/500 MP: 93/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞) Malaise (2)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 126/500 MP: 235/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Malaise (3) Shield (3) Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Slimebot TRICKSTER respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 42 damage! Spoonweaver feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 624/1460 MP: 41/348 Str: 125 Agi: 41 Int: 40 Diseased (14) Paralyzed (2) Sapped (5) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 161/500 MP: 112/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞) Malaise (2)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 101/500 MP: 191/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Malaise (2) Shield (2) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER gets an energy boost!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 624/1460 MP: 49/348 Str: 125 Agi: 41 Int: 40 Diseased (14) Paralyzed (2) Sapped (5) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 136/500 MP: 78/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞) Malaise (1)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 101/500 MP: 250/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Malaise (2) Shield (2) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is just getting started!
Battle!

Spoonweaver rolls into a ball and barrels towards Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 54 damage!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 48 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 614/1460 MP: 0/348 Str: 125 Agi: 41 Int: 40 Diseased (13) Paralyzed (1) Sapped (4) Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 82/500 MP: 78/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞) Malaise (1)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 53/500 MP: 250/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Malaise (2) Shield (2) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Spoonweaver from behind. Spoonweaver drops its guard!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 614/1460 MP: 0/348 Str: 125 Agi: 41 Int: 40 Off Guard (4) Diseased (13) Paralyzed (1) Sapped (4) Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 82/500 MP: 97/250 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞) Malaise (1)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 28/500 MP: 222/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Malaise (1) Shield (1) Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM advances!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER gets an energy boost!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 614/1460 MP: 8/348 Str: 125 Agi: 41 Int: 40 Off Guard (4) Diseased (13) Paralyzed (1) Sapped (4) Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 57/500 MP: 63/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 28/500 MP: 250/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Malaise (1) Shield (1) Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 40 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 604/1460 MP: 36/348 Str: 125 Agi: 102 Int: 40 Off Guard (3) Diseased (12) Sapped (3) Stupefied (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 57/500 MP: 63/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 28/500 MP: 250/250 Str: 60 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Malaise (1) Shield (1) Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Spoonweaver. Spoonweaver looks distinctly smaller.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 604/1460 MP: 36/348 Str: 93 Agi: 76 Int: 30 Off Guard (3) Diseased (12) Shrunk (4) Sapped (3) Stupefied (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 57/500 MP: 82/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 3/500 MP: 220/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimebot TRICKSTER's body!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 604/1460 MP: 42/348 Str: 93 Agi: 76 Int: 30 Off Guard (3) Diseased (12) Shrunk (4) Sapped (3) Stupefied (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 57/500 MP: 56/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 3/500 MP: 220/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Looking Sharp (5) Power Aura (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Spoonweaver splits into four and slams into Slimebot TRICKSTER from every direction!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 113 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER cries out in defeat!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 594/1460 MP: 5/348 Str: 93 Agi: 76 Int: 30 Off Guard (2) Diseased (11) Shrunk (3) Sapped (2) Stupefied (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 57/500 MP: 75/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

How will Slimebot GOLEM respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto slimeself. Slimebot GOLEM is covered with a metallic sheen.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 594/1460 MP: 11/348 Str: 93 Agi: 76 Int: 30 Off Guard (2) Diseased (11) Shrunk (3) Sapped (2) Stupefied (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 57/500 MP: 53/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (1) Shield (6) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Spoonweaver prepares to attack!
Battle!

Spoonweaver purges slimeself's effects. Spoonweaver's Int returns to normal.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 584/1460 MP: 12/348 Str: 124 Agi: 101 Int: 61 Off Guard (2) Diseased (11) Sapped (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 57/500 MP: 53/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (1) Shield (6) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Spoonweaver steps forward.
Battle!

Spoonweaver purges slimeself's effects. Spoonweaver's Str returns to normal.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 584/1460 MP: 0/348 Str: 129 Agi: 101 Int: 61 Off Guard (2) Sapped (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 57/500 MP: 72/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (1) Shield (6) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot GOLEM is ready to fight!
Battle!