Battle #1059 (F): and theeeen?!

Spoonweaver hardens its body and smashes into Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 90 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 826/1460 MP: 23/348 Str: 126 Agi: 42 Int: 66 Diseased (18) Slow Leak (4) Sapped (9) Paralyzed (1) Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 405/511 MP: 81/81 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45 Shield (1)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 359/400 MP: 56/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Mirror Sheen (4) Regeneration (∞) Sapping (8)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 211/500 MP: 167/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 198/500 MP: 59/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER advances!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Spoonweaver an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Spoonweaver's mind.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 826/1460 MP: 23/348 Str: 126 Agi: 42 Int: 42 Stupefied (6) Diseased (18) Slow Leak (4) Sapped (9) Paralyzed (1) Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 405/511 MP: 81/81 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45 Shield (1)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 359/400 MP: 56/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Mirror Sheen (4) Regeneration (∞) Sapping (8)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 211/500 MP: 182/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 198/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Slimebot GOLEM is up.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimebot CUSTOM's body!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 826/1460 MP: 23/348 Str: 126 Agi: 42 Int: 42 Stupefied (6) Diseased (18) Slow Leak (4) Sapped (9) Paralyzed (1) Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 405/511 MP: 81/81 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45 Shield (1)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 359/400 MP: 66/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Mirror Sheen (4) Regeneration (∞) Sapping (8) Looking Sharp (5)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 211/500 MP: 156/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 198/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM steps forward.
Battle!

Spoonweaver sucker-punches the idling Slimebot CUSTOM!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 826/1460 MP: 31/348 Str: 126 Agi: 42 Int: 42 Stupefied (6) Diseased (18) Slow Leak (4) Sapped (9) Paralyzed (1) Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 405/511 MP: 81/81 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45 Shield (1)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 211/500 MP: 156/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 198/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Spoonweaver divides itself in two and rams into Slimebot TRICKSTER from both sides!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 47 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 801/1460 MP: 0/348 Str: 126 Agi: 105 Int: 42 Stupefied (5) Diseased (17) Slow Leak (3) Sapped (8) Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 405/511 MP: 81/81 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45 Shield (1)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 211/500 MP: 156/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 151/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for (+[]::)<GBA!
Battle!

Spoonweaver sucker-punches the idling (+[]::)<GBA!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 801/1460 MP: 0/348 Str: 126 Agi: 105 Int: 42 Stupefied (5) Diseased (17) Slow Leak (3) Sapped (8) Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 211/500 MP: 156/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 151/500 MP: 40/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER advances!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Spoonweaver. Spoonweaver looks distinctly smaller.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 801/1460 MP: 6/348 Str: 94 Agi: 78 Int: 31 Stupefied (5) Shrunk (4) Diseased (17) Slow Leak (3) Sapped (8) Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 211/500 MP: 156/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 151/500 MP: 10/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Spoonweaver purges slimeself's effects. Spoonweaver's Int returns to normal.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 776/1460 MP: 0/348 Str: 125 Agi: 104 Int: 63 Diseased (17) Slow Leak (3) Sapped (8) Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 211/500 MP: 171/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 151/500 MP: 10/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will Slimebot GOLEM do next?
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is covered with a metallic sheen.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 776/1460 MP: 0/348 Str: 125 Agi: 104 Int: 63 Diseased (17) Slow Leak (3) Sapped (8) Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 211/500 MP: 149/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 151/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Slimebot TRICKSTER for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 776/1460 MP: 12/348 Str: 125 Agi: 104 Int: 63 Diseased (17) Slow Leak (3) Sapped (8) Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 211/500 MP: 149/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 151/500 MP: 100/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Spoonweaver.
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 63 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 751/1460 MP: 63/348 Str: 125 Agi: 104 Int: 63 Diseased (16) Slow Leak (2) Sapped (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 211/500 MP: 164/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 151/500 MP: 100/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Slimebot GOLEM is up.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER gets an energy boost!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 751/1460 MP: 63/348 Str: 125 Agi: 104 Int: 63 Diseased (16) Slow Leak (2) Sapped (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 211/500 MP: 130/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 151/500 MP: 190/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Slimebot TRICKSTER is up.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Spoonweaver with the idiot stick.

Spoonweaver takes 35 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 716/1460 MP: 75/348 Str: 125 Agi: 104 Int: 63 Diseased (16) Slow Leak (2) Sapped (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 211/500 MP: 130/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 151/500 MP: 150/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Spoonweaver.
Battle!

Spoonweaver lets out a stinking cloud. Excuse me! Slimebot GOLEM becomes ill. Slimebot TRICKSTER becomes ill.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 691/1460 MP: 5/348 Str: 125 Agi: 104 Int: 63 Diseased (15) Slow Leak (1) Sapped (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 211/500 MP: 145/250 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞) Malaise (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 151/500 MP: 150/250 Str: 40 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Malaise (4) Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER looks charged up!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 691/1460 MP: 5/348 Str: 125 Agi: 104 Int: 63 Diseased (15) Slow Leak (1) Sapped (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 186/500 MP: 111/250 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞) Malaise (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 151/500 MP: 250/250 Str: 40 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Malaise (4) Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is our next attacker!
Battle!