Battle #1058 (F): and theeeen?!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 36 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1039/1460 MP: 77/348 Str: 93 Agi: 78 Int: 55 Off Guard (5) Shrunk (1) Diseased (28) Slow Leak (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 283/500 MP: 187/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 385/500 MP: 67/250 Str: 50 Agi: 150 Int: 75 Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimebot TRICKSTER's body!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1039/1460 MP: 77/348 Str: 93 Agi: 78 Int: 55 Off Guard (5) Shrunk (1) Diseased (28) Slow Leak (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 283/500 MP: 161/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 385/500 MP: 82/250 Str: 50 Agi: 150 Int: 75 Shield (1) Looking Sharp (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Slimebot TRICKSTER is up.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Spoonweaver an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Spoonweaver's mind.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1039/1460 MP: 84/348 Str: 93 Agi: 78 Int: 35 Off Guard (5) Stupefied (6) Shrunk (1) Diseased (28) Slow Leak (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 283/500 MP: 161/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 385/500 MP: 48/250 Str: 50 Agi: 150 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is our next attacker!
Battle!

Spoonweaver builds momentum and charges toward Slimebot TRICKSTER at full speed!!
CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 142 damage!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 124 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1014/1460 MP: 36/348 Str: 124 Agi: 104 Int: 46 Off Guard (4) Stupefied (5) Diseased (27)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 141/500 MP: 176/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 261/500 MP: 48/250 Str: 50 Agi: 150 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER gets an energy boost!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1014/1460 MP: 36/348 Str: 124 Agi: 104 Int: 46 Off Guard (4) Stupefied (5) Diseased (27)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 141/500 MP: 142/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 261/500 MP: 138/250 Str: 50 Agi: 150 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Spoonweaver with the idiot stick.

Spoonweaver takes 58 damage! Spoonweaver loses a few brain cells!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 956/1460 MP: 43/348 Str: 124 Agi: 104 Int: 36 Off Guard (4) Stupefied (5) Diseased (27)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 141/500 MP: 142/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 261/500 MP: 98/250 Str: 50 Agi: 150 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Spoonweaver respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Spoonweaver splits into four and slams into Slimebot TRICKSTER from every direction!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 138 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 946/1460 MP: 18/348 Str: 124 Agi: 104 Int: 36 Off Guard (3) Stupefied (4) Diseased (26)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 141/500 MP: 157/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 123/500 MP: 98/250 Str: 50 Agi: 150 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Slimebot GOLEM for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER gets an energy boost!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 946/1460 MP: 18/348 Str: 124 Agi: 104 Int: 36 Off Guard (3) Stupefied (4) Diseased (26)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 141/500 MP: 123/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 123/500 MP: 188/250 Str: 50 Agi: 150 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will Slimebot TRICKSTER do next?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Spoonweaver with the idiot stick.

Spoonweaver takes 55 damage! Spoonweaver loses a few brain cells!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 891/1460 MP: 23/348 Str: 124 Agi: 104 Int: 26 Off Guard (3) Stupefied (4) Diseased (26)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 141/500 MP: 123/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 123/500 MP: 148/250 Str: 50 Agi: 150 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Spoonweaver.
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 26 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 881/1460 MP: 49/348 Str: 124 Agi: 104 Int: 26 Off Guard (2) Stupefied (3) Diseased (25)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 141/500 MP: 138/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 123/500 MP: 148/250 Str: 50 Agi: 150 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Slimebot GOLEM. A glow surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 881/1460 MP: 49/348 Str: 124 Agi: 104 Int: 26 Off Guard (2) Stupefied (3) Diseased (25)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 141/500 MP: 105/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 123/500 MP: 167/250 Str: 70 Agi: 170 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Looking Sharp (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Spoonweaver. Spoonweaver looks distinctly smaller.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 881/1460 MP: 49/348 Str: 93 Agi: 78 Int: 19 Off Guard (2) Stupefied (3) Shrunk (4) Diseased (25)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 141/500 MP: 124/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 123/500 MP: 137/250 Str: 70 Agi: 170 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Looking Sharp (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER looks charged up!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 881/1460 MP: 54/348 Str: 93 Agi: 78 Int: 19 Off Guard (2) Stupefied (3) Shrunk (4) Diseased (25)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 141/500 MP: 90/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 123/500 MP: 250/250 Str: 70 Agi: 170 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Looking Sharp (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver prepares to attack!
Battle!

Spoonweaver purges slimeself's effects. Spoonweaver's Int returns to normal.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 871/1460 MP: 49/348 Str: 124 Agi: 104 Int: 38 Off Guard (2) Diseased (25)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 141/500 MP: 90/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 123/500 MP: 250/250 Str: 70 Agi: 170 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Looking Sharp (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plants a lightning rod into Spoonweaver and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 159 damage! Spoonweaver feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 712/1460 MP: 49/348 Str: 124 Agi: 41 Int: 38 Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (4) Diseased (25)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 141/500 MP: 109/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 123/500 MP: 206/250 Str: 70 Agi: 170 Int: 95 Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM is looking dangerous!
Battle!